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Tommy Vercetti quotes

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Tommy tends to say things while things are happening during the game. For example:

Taking money:

"I still need pocket money, pal!"

After getting hit by another vehicle while in a vehicle:

"Dumb. Florida. Moron."

Getting shot by the cops:

"Go shower with the guys!"

After shooting someone:

"Don't be a wise-guy."

There are so much more for other things I haven't even mentioned. Post them.

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While stealing a car:

You got insurance, so don't be a prick.

After getting hit by another vehicle:

Why are you still breathing?

While fighting a pedestrian:

You think you can push me around, asshole?

While being chased by a cop:

I did your wife, you poor bastard.

While ordering a meal:

Hey, pal, you serving or hanging out? I want some food.

While stealing a vehicle:

Call it socialism in action.

After getting hit by another vehicle:

You drive like you look...stupid.

After getting hit by another vehicle:

At least I don't own this piece of crap.

While fighting a pedestrian:

Blame my mother. I do.

While fighting a pedestrian:

I'm a lunatic, you moron.

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Taking money:

This all you got?

Taking money:

You cheap bastard.

While stealing a vehicle:

You ain't hurt, let's keep it that way.

After getting hit by another vehicle:

The sun's been messing with your brain, you idiot.

While being chased by a cop:

Go play in the traffic.

While ordering a meal:

I'm hungry, man. Feed me.

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What I mean by "during the game" was excluding cutscenes, but those are pretty good quotes as well :)

While getting chased by the cops:

"I'm innocent!"

Picking up a prostitute:

"Let's go somewhere more private."

Doing a prostitute:

"Where can we get a little privacy around here?"

There are actually a lot of things I haven't heard Tommy say yet.

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While fighting a pedestrian:

You inbred shitbag.

While fighting a pedestrian:

Is this some bizarre mating ritual?

After shooting a pedestrian:

Tommy Vercetti! Remember the name!

While being chased by cops:

You guys ever catch any criminals?

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When getting arrested by the cops:

  • You got me. Relax, relax.
  • Go beat up innocent kids.
  • Ok, we're done. Calm down now.
  • Can you call my lawyer? His names Rosenberg.
  • Enough now.
  • That the best you got?
  • I know, your only doing your job.
  • I'm not resisting arrest.
  • Call my lawyer, please.
  • I give up.
  • You got me mister, I give up.
  • You win, you win.
  • Take it easy, copper.
  • Your dead when I walk.

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