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#1 helloonurse

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Posted 09 May 2010 - 07:01 PM

Tommy tends to say things while things are happening during the game. For example:

Taking money:
"I still need pocket money, pal!"

After getting hit by another vehicle while in a vehicle:
"Dumb. Florida. Moron."

Getting shot by the cops:
"Go shower with the guys!"

After shooting someone:
"Don't be a wise-guy."

There are so much more for other things I haven't even mentioned. Post them.

#2 helloonurse

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Posted 09 May 2010 - 09:18 PM

Passing a cop who was chasing him on foot (1 star):
"Can you call my lawyer? His name's Rosenburg."

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:10 AM

While stealing a car:
You got insurance, so don't be a prick.

After getting hit by another vehicle:
Why are you still breathing?

While fighting a pedestrian:
You think you can push me around, asshole?

While being chased by a cop:
I did your wife, you poor bastard.

While ordering a meal:
Hey, pal, you serving or hanging out? I want some food.

While stealing a vehicle:
Call it socialism in action.

After getting hit by another vehicle:
You drive like you look...stupid.

After getting hit by another vehicle:
At least I don't own this piece of crap.

While fighting a pedestrian:
Blame my mother. I do.

While fighting a pedestrian:
I'm a lunatic, you moron.

#4 mark nielsen

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:44 AM

Taking money:
This all you got?

Taking money:
You cheap bastard.

While stealing a vehicle:
You ain't hurt, let's keep it that way.

After getting hit by another vehicle:
The sun's been messing with your brain, you idiot.

While being chased by a cop:
Go play in the traffic.

While ordering a meal:
I'm hungry, man. Feed me.

#5 WRX22B1998

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 01:40 AM

lol. while stealing a car

"i need this" XD

#6 Sherman

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 03:21 AM

Always loved what he says in one of the beginning missions

"Hmm. Nice bike"


I always took the bike :D

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 04:30 AM

Putting on a stolen cop uniform-
"... A little tight in the crotch..."

Finally, something CJ beat Tommy at. When he steals a bike he says things like "DAMN, YOU FELL OFF!"

I go for the bikes too.

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If not, point & laugh when it flies into a woodchipper.


#8 helloonurse

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 04:33 PM

What I mean by "during the game" was excluding cutscenes, but those are pretty good quotes as well :)

While getting chased by the cops:
"I'm innocent!"

Picking up a prostitute:
"Let's go somewhere more private."

Doing a prostitute:
"Where can we get a little privacy around here?"


There are actually a lot of things I haven't heard Tommy say yet.

#9 mark nielsen

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 06:44 AM

While fighting a pedestrian:
You inbred shitbag.

While fighting a pedestrian:
Is this some bizarre mating ritual?

After shooting a pedestrian:
Tommy Vercetti! Remember the name!

While being chased by cops:
You guys ever catch any criminals?

#10 helloonurse

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Posted 30 June 2010 - 05:25 AM

[To a hooker] "Call me Tommy, sweetheart and make yourself comfortable." He sounds as though he's smiling.

#11 MrLanceVanceDance

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 06:35 AM

When getting arrested by the cops:
  • You got me. Relax, relax.
  • Go beat up innocent kids.
  • Ok, we're done. Calm down now.
  • Can you call my lawyer? His names Rosenberg.
  • Enough now.
  • That the best you got?
  • I know, your only doing your job.
  • I'm not resisting arrest.
  • Call my lawyer, please.
  • I give up.
  • You got me mister, I give up.
  • You win, you win.
  • Take it easy, copper.
  • Your dead when I walk.





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