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[helloonurse]

Tommy tends to say things while things are happening during the game. For example:

Taking money:
"I still need pocket money, pal!"

After getting hit by another vehicle while in a vehicle:
"Dumb. Florida. Moron."

Getting shot by the cops:
"Go shower with the guys!"

After shooting someone:
"Don't be a wise-guy."

There are so much more for other things I haven't even mentioned. Post them.

[helloonurse]

Passing a cop who was chasing him on foot (1 star):
"Can you call my lawyer? His name's Rosenburg."

[mark nielsen]

While stealing a car:
You got insurance, so don't be a prick.

After getting hit by another vehicle:
Why are you still breathing?

While fighting a pedestrian:
You think you can push me around, asshole?

While being chased by a cop:
I did your wife, you poor bastard.

While ordering a meal:
Hey, pal, you serving or hanging out? I want some food.

While stealing a vehicle:
Call it socialism in action.

After getting hit by another vehicle:
You drive like you look...stupid.

After getting hit by another vehicle:
At least I don't own this piece of crap.

While fighting a pedestrian:
Blame my mother. I do.

While fighting a pedestrian:
I'm a lunatic, you moron.

[mark nielsen]

Taking money:
This all you got?

Taking money:
You cheap bastard.

While stealing a vehicle:
You ain't hurt, let's keep it that way.

After getting hit by another vehicle:
The sun's been messing with your brain, you idiot.

While being chased by a cop:
Go play in the traffic.

While ordering a meal:
I'm hungry, man. Feed me.

[WRX22B1998]

lol. while stealing a car

"i need this" XD

[Sherman]

Always loved what he says in one of the beginning missions

"Hmm. Nice bike"


I always took the bike

[Urbanoutlaw]

Putting on a stolen cop uniform-
"... A little tight in the crotch..."

Finally, something CJ beat Tommy at. When he steals a bike he says things like "DAMN, YOU FELL OFF!"

I go for the bikes too.

[helloonurse]

What I mean by "during the game" was excluding cutscenes, but those are pretty good quotes as well

While getting chased by the cops:
"I'm innocent!"

Picking up a prostitute:
"Let's go somewhere more private."

Doing a prostitute:
"Where can we get a little privacy around here?"


There are actually a lot of things I haven't heard Tommy say yet.

[mark nielsen]

While fighting a pedestrian:
You inbred shitbag.

While fighting a pedestrian:
Is this some bizarre mating ritual?

After shooting a pedestrian:
Tommy Vercetti! Remember the name!

While being chased by cops:
You guys ever catch any criminals?

[helloonurse]

[To a hooker] "Call me Tommy, sweetheart and make yourself comfortable." He sounds as though he's smiling.

[MrLanceVanceDance]

When getting arrested by the cops:

• You got me. Relax, relax.
• Go beat up innocent kids.
• Ok, we're done. Calm down now.
• Can you call my lawyer? His names Rosenberg.
• Enough now.
• That the best you got?
• I know, your only doing your job.
• I'm not resisting arrest.
• Call my lawyer, please.
• I give up.
• You got me mister, I give up.
• You win, you win.
• Take it easy, copper.
• Your dead when I walk.