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Memorable Quotes

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"I did your wife, you poor bastard." -Vercetti

Same, :P

SA had funnier quotes, imo.

Very true, but I'm into Vice City again now and it's like deja vu. :D

"Crime rates only go up if you don't turn the graph, upside down. Turn it upside down, you've got half! HALF! Under me, Alex Shrub."

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"Let us see his Anoconda Candy, he cost more per hour than you do!!!!" or whatever the Porn studio guy said...

"Honeeey honeeey! Can you please keep the anaconda in the shot Candy, he cost's more per hour than you do!"

"Sorry Stevie!"

lulz.

"Word is, ya mate tried ta jamp him, didn't jamp 'igh enuff if ya know wat I mean." - Kent Paul :D

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"Let us see his Anoconda Candy, he cost more per hour than you do!!!!" or whatever the Porn studio guy said...

"Honeeey honeeey! Can you please keep the anaconda in the shot Candy, he cost's more per hour than you do!"

"Sorry Stevie!"

lulz.

"Word is, ya mate tried ta jamp him, didn't jamp 'igh enuff if ya know wat I mean." - Kent Paul :D

YAHH!!!!!! Awesomeness....

"I wouldnt usaly drive a bunch of scottish Bisexuals around, but this is an exception"

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I like to thrust my tongue in the middle
- rusty brown's ring donuts. i laugh at all the innuendo in this, and on VCPR. hilarious, i like this storyline etc a lot more than SA tbh.

lol @ the diaz quote, i purposely failed the mission 3 times to see the cut again !

its probably not plugged in

reminds me of someone i know :gappy:

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I like to thrust my tongue in the middle
- rusty brown's ring donuts. i laugh at all the innuendo in this, and on VCPR. hilarious, i like this storyline etc a lot more than SA tbh.

lol @ the diaz quote, i purposely failed the mission 3 times to see the cut again !

its probably not plugged in

reminds me of someone i know :gappy:

:D

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lol @ the diaz quote, i purposely failed the mission 3 times to see the cut again !
its probably not plugged in

reminds me of someone i know :gappy:

LOL, I used to love Diaz when he got aggrivated over nothing.

Diaz - EJECT! Plastic CRAP! You doin' this to ME? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT?!? *pulls out gun and shoots - then tommy walks in* Ahh.. It eat my favourite Buena movie, it die? What else could I do?

Tommy - It's probably not plugged in.

Diaz - Wha..? *checks behind the vcr* Ahh. No matter! I can buy a hundred more!

I forgot what he said, but I loved his reaction when the birds shit on his car. :P

What do you think YOU'RE doing? *bangbangbang*
: DD Edited by MK47

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the best is by a ped and will be used in pedrising.

"Where he hell's my yacht?"

why's it funny? because it was said by a zombie in a country town lmao.. very funny in pedrising, unfortunately none of you will understand :(

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Lol that VCPR ones, at rusty brown ring doughnuts, a jerk says "Sometimes I like to wear womens panties"....totally irrelevant to a doughnut lol :P

My Favorite ones :

Ken at the very beginning -

I poke My head outta the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovelsa' shit in my face !

While jacking a vehicle form a ped, Tommy would say -

Now Shut up and run.

In the cut-scene of "Keep your friends close", the last line of Tommy in the cut scene -

No, I just want to piss you off before I kill you.

WIP

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Woman: After a night out my tongue tasted like carpet. It was embarrassing. Now with Salivex I can eat a whole box of crackers, or lick my life partner's...

Man: [dubs over] ... stamp collection...

Woman: ...all night.

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Diaz: What kind of incompetent fool are you? FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! [throws his phone].

Lance: YOU MORON! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS MEANS? [cop land]

Just love the way he says it.

Umberto: These Haitians, they mess with me for the last time. Tommy, you drive good.

Tommy: For a woman, right?

Umberto: This is no time for joking, come on drive for me again.

Umberto is angry there.

Kent Paul: (brags a lot about Tommy not forgetting him and all..) Look after yourself and don't forget about me, mate!

Tommy: That's what I'm trying to forget.

lol.

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The scene when Diaz is trying to eject his videotape, makes me laugh each time. 'EJECT! PLASTIC CRAP! You doing this to ME!?' And this one as well - 'I have taken the skills that I have learned on the football field right to the used car industry - snatch, grab, and RUN LIKE HELL!' (BJ Smith).

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"I must have pissed off someone real bad in a past life."- Tommy Vercetti

The thing I really love about this quote is that Salvatore Leone says the same thing in Liberty City Stories. Tommy and Salvatore are similair characters, and I can see Tommy growing to be just like Sal.

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