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#1 MK47

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 02:33 PM

Tell us the quote you remember the most from Vice City.

"I just LOVE the batter. All over my face."

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 04:36 PM

"YOU MUG!" - Kent Paul. Lmao

"I did your wife, you poor bastard." -Vercetti

"EJECT PLASTIC CRAP! YOUR DOING THIS TO ME? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT!" -Diaz

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 04:42 PM

"I did your wife, you poor bastard." -Vercetti

Same, :P
SA had funnier quotes, imo.

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 11:56 PM

"I did your wife, you poor bastard." -Vercetti

Same, :P
SA had funnier quotes, imo.

Very true, but I'm into Vice City again now and it's like deja vu. :D

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 01:55 AM

"Let us see his Anoconda Candy, he cost more per hour than you do!!!!" or whatever the Porn studio guy said...
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 10:49 AM

"Let us see his Anoconda Candy, he cost more per hour than you do!!!!" or whatever the Porn studio guy said...

"Honeeey honeeey! Can you please keep the anaconda in the shot Candy, he cost's more per hour than you do!"

"Sorry Stevie!"


lulz.

"Word is, ya mate tried ta jamp him, didn't jamp 'igh enuff if ya know wat I mean." - Kent Paul :D

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 11:32 PM

"Let us see his Anoconda Candy, he cost more per hour than you do!!!!" or whatever the Porn studio guy said...

"Honeeey honeeey! Can you please keep the anaconda in the shot Candy, he cost's more per hour than you do!"

"Sorry Stevie!"


lulz.

"Word is, ya mate tried ta jamp him, didn't jamp 'igh enuff if ya know wat I mean." - Kent Paul :D

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 12:04 AM

I like to thrust my tongue in the middle

- rusty brown's ring donuts. i laugh at all the innuendo in this, and on VCPR. hilarious, i like this storyline etc a lot more than SA tbh.

lol @ the diaz quote, i purposely failed the mission 3 times to see the cut again !

its probably not plugged in


reminds me of someone i know :gappy:

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 12:14 AM

I like to thrust my tongue in the middle

- rusty brown's ring donuts. i laugh at all the innuendo in this, and on VCPR. hilarious, i like this storyline etc a lot more than SA tbh.

lol @ the diaz quote, i purposely failed the mission 3 times to see the cut again !

its probably not plugged in


reminds me of someone i know :gappy:

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 02:06 PM

lol @ the diaz quote, i purposely failed the mission 3 times to see the cut again !

its probably not plugged in


reminds me of someone i know :gappy:


LOL, I used to love Diaz when he got aggrivated over nothing.

Diaz - EJECT! Plastic CRAP! You doin' this to ME? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT?!? *pulls out gun and shoots - then tommy walks in* Ahh.. It eat my favourite Buena movie, it die? What else could I do?
Tommy - It's probably not plugged in.
Diaz - Wha..? *checks behind the vcr* Ahh. No matter! I can buy a hundred more!


I forgot what he said, but I loved his reaction when the birds shit on his car. :P

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 04:39 PM

the best is by a ped and will be used in pedrising.

"Where he hell's my yacht?"

why's it funny? because it was said by a zombie in a country town lmao.. very funny in pedrising, unfortunately none of you will understand :(

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 09:18 PM

'time for a well-earned drink' on the mission where u have to drive the limo over speed so it dnt blow up, its memorble to me cuz of the way it was sed :lolbounce:

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 03:06 PM

Tommy phrases were quite catchy, in particular when he says "get lorst ya prick" and caused me to actually say that to people that wouldn't leave me alone, i was younger at that time.

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 03:32 PM

'time for a well-earned drink' on the mission where u have to drive the limo over speed so it dnt blow up, its memorble to me cuz of the way it was sed :lolbounce:

He sorta curled his tongue when he said drink haha.

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 06:38 AM

Lol that VCPR ones, at rusty brown ring doughnuts, a jerk says "Sometimes I like to wear womens panties"....totally irrelevant to a doughnut lol :P

My Favorite ones :
Ken at the very beginning -

I poke My head outta the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovelsa' shit in my face !


While jacking a vehicle form a ped, Tommy would say -

Now Shut up and run.


In the cut-scene of "Keep your friends close", the last line of Tommy in the cut scene -

No, I just want to piss you off before I kill you.


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Posted 30 December 2008 - 07:04 AM

Those are very good quotes.
When Tommy picks up his phone for the first time at the end he says "Screw you man!".
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Posted 30 December 2008 - 01:15 PM

Ken Rosenburg: 'I put head out of the window for 2 seconds and fate shovels shit in my face!'
Tommy Vercetti: 'Lance Vance? Your name's Lance Vance? hahahahaha'

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 01:20 PM

Tommy Vercetti: 'Lance Vance? Your name's Lance Vance? hahahahaha]


Oh God I loved that one.

Tommy: Lance Vance; poor bastard.

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 01:01 AM

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 09:47 PM

Woman: After a night out my tongue tasted like carpet. It was embarrassing. Now with Salivex I can eat a whole box of crackers, or lick my life partner's...
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Woman: ...all night.
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