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#1 Slyde

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 07:48 AM

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BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.


Poor table.
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#2 GTA Don

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 07:56 AM

Words... cannot... describe... this. Did he use a condom? I feel sorry for the table. Must feel weird after bring raped. Seriously, who would fuck a picnic table? I bet it's got sperm all over it now.

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#3 MishoM

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 08:05 AM

How the hell am I going to sit on a picnic table after reading that?!


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Posted 30 March 2008 - 08:08 AM

he can't help the public in that way :(
i think, he thought he could increase the number of picnic tables :(

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 08:57 PM

Ok.... thats really weird, and i find it a little strange that the police in Bellevue seem to have nothing better to do than arrest people for fucking tables.

In the past few days on these forums, i have found out that some people believe pokemon and digimon really exist, a man claims to have been raped by a wombat, and now this table incident. What the hell is wrong with people these days?

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 09:40 PM

Ok.... thats really weird, and i find it a little strange that the police in Bellevue seem to have nothing better to do than arrest people for fucking tables.

In the past few days on these forums, i have found out that some people believe pokemon and digimon really exist, a man claims to have been raped by a wombat, and now this table incident. What the hell is wrong with people these days?


Yeah, seriously, people are fucked up. I heard the other day that a guy put his baby in the microwave...really messed up shit.

#7 Connor

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 07:55 AM

Lol, did the baby get cooked or was it ok?

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 08:09 AM

Well, thanks. I lost my appetite for this fish sitting here. thanks.

I fveel sorry for the table, Is it ok? Maybe Azn can give it a kiss better.(Joke.)
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#9 Connor

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 09:15 AM

How exactly did he rape it? Doesn't really have sexual organs, or feelings.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 12:15 PM

what the fuck would/could possibly posess a guy to rape a picnic table? i mean come on. a picnic table? omg. i'm going nuts just thinking about it. a picnic table????? wtf?

what the fuck is sexually desireable about a table?
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 12:24 PM

what the fuck would/could possibly posess a guy to rape a picnic table? i mean come on. a picnic table? omg. i'm going nuts just thinking about it. a picnic table????? wtf?

what the fuck is sexually desireable about a table?

It's pristine and smooth edges...

Nothing to see here, move along


#12 Connor

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 02:09 PM

Ohhh, when you think about it yeah...:)

Fucking horny now.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 02:36 PM

Well, maybe it was a picnic table with special "powers"... /sarcasm

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 04:34 PM

what the fuck would/could possibly posess a guy to rape a picnic table? i mean come on. a picnic table? omg. i'm going nuts just thinking about it. a picnic table????? wtf?

what the fuck is sexually desireable about a table?

It's pristine and smooth edges...


lol. you guys crack me up. :rofl2:
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#15 Spaz The Great

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 04:35 PM

How exactly did he rape it? Doesn't really have sexual organs, or feelings.


It was never stated that the table was raped. He had sex with it. Technically, he molested it.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 04:48 PM

If the table looked like this one, I understand why.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 05:01 PM

If the table looked like this one, I understand why.

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so sick, and yet, so funny...
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 05:07 PM

How exactly did he rape it? Doesn't really have sexual organs, or feelings.


It was never stated that the table was raped. He had sex with it. Technically, he molested it.


I doubt the table agreed to it...lol

How the fuck is it even possible to do that to a table, even I think it's wrong.

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#19 GTA Don

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 05:13 PM

Maybe he had some mental disorder or something. But a table? C'mon, he even brought it inside his for more sexual intercourse. That's just fucked up....

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 12:40 AM

Wow my first thoughts were WTF.

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