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#1 kit5pt0

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Posted 14 July 2007 - 03:00 AM

"Hello Mr. M4...................................M for Motherfucker"

Lance Vance in Blitzkreig Strikes Again. LV says some funny shit.

#2 Red_91

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Posted 14 July 2007 - 04:52 PM

I like the bit when Martinez phones Vic and says the cocaine is the Diaz brothers.

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#3 Urbanoutlaw

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Posted 14 July 2007 - 11:53 PM

"I'm drunk & we're breaking onto a military base. What could be more stupid?"

Phil Cassidy, when you "borrow" the Hunter.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's meant to be.

If not, point & laugh when it flies into a woodchipper.


#4 Red_91

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:15 PM

I like the bit when the army find cocaine and also the whore when Vic is on that 3rd mission.

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#5 kit5pt0

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 04:05 AM

Lance Vance "Lets pop like cola"

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 04:14 AM

In the Air Tongith.
Reni "I had a few extra stitches put in down below darling. I'm a virgin shiny and new, you could be my first"

Edited by kit5pt0, 16 July 2007 - 04:19 AM.


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Posted 16 July 2007 - 10:05 AM

Victor "Vic" Vance

-Look, Lance... I am a long way from being a good guy.
-LANCE YOU USELESS DEGENRATIVE A**HOLE
-Are you a comedian, friend?

Lance Vance

-Ladies and gentlemen... Let's pop!
-This is the Lance Vance Dance!

Umberto Robina: So I ask you once more, are you men?
Cuban gang: Yeah!
Umberto Robina: Then why you not like balls?
Cuban gang: Because that is totally embar-
Umberto Robina: Because that's something you ain't got baby! I got a whole sackful here, tons of them! Balls everywhere, Balls to spare!

Ricardo Diaz

-I've heard lot about you, Mr. Big.


i forgot much about the game, so i got the references from wikipedia, i still remember a lot of it though :lol:

Edited by ArtSweet, 16 July 2007 - 10:05 AM.

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Niko: okay Brucie, the only way to get your balls back to normal is you stop juicing, or you get implants
Brucie: how many times i have to tell you homie? my balls are golden, okay!


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Posted 16 July 2007 - 03:32 PM

Lance: I'm the Manilla Babilla. (Or something like that)
Victor: You're a blidiot!

#9 kit5pt0

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 07:13 PM

Lance: I'm the Manilla Babilla. (Or something like that)
Victor: You're a blidiot!



that one was good too, i can't remember exactly what it was though

#10 xaviour

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:44 AM

Blitzkreig Mission

Lance : You're on my turf now!
I'll break you in two!
My name is Lance , and you have no chance!
I know Kung-Fu!
Chicken!

Snitch Hitch Mission

Lance : Where's My file you mothers?
Don't make me angry!
Come on you mothersuckers!

i think lance is damn funny in the whole GTA VCS mission. ROFL :D

#11 bvs21

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 07:09 AM

Conduct Unbecoming:

Jerry: Hey, Victor Vance. Wow, anyone ever mention you have a really dumb name?
Vic: No, no one has ever mentioned that.

Also, the animal porn dialogue was funny, but too long to remember.

#12 KingCJ

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 01:11 PM

VCS has so many funny quotes, and I like that.

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Posted 21 August 2007 - 06:22 AM

Jive Drive

Lance: Hey Bro!
Victor:Lance! Why are you here?
Lance:You don't sound so pleased!
Victor:I am not so pleased.
Lance:Thanks bro, who're you expecting? What a greeting man...
Victor:Not you, someone useful.
Lance:Oh, so what am i huh? A handicap huh? Your dumb ass , low-life, no good brother?
Victor: Something like that.
Lance:Yeah well i not the one who got kicked out of the army...
Victor:No you're the asshole who gopt kicked out of the boy scout
Lance:Aw, come on man, i came here to see you and you treat me like i got herpes.(what is herpes anyway? :huh: )
Victor:Maybe that's because for the whole life you've gotten us into trouble
Lance:Aw, gimme a break man! i've changed!
Victor:ok, i will give you a chance.One chance.
Lance:yeah yeah, hey come here man, you won't regrett it baby
Lance:i love you man , and love can change the world, but vic...
Victor:What?
Lance:i have got herpes
Victor:Get off me man. just get into the damn car
Lance:Heh heh i just kidding..
(mission start)
Victor:get us out of here lance!
Lance:is this an ideal of a welcome party??
Victor:come on move it!!
Lance:Wa-wait, where the hell am i going to?!
Victor:watch the road!
Victor and Lance:OH SHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!(rofl like hell :D )
Lance:I'm just too young to die! ha ha ha!Woo!
Lance:Look out vic! that's more of them!
Lance:Do you have any friends in this town?!
Lance:Shit!They are everywhere!
Lance:One more Lance Vance Chance
Victor:Laaaaaaaannnnnccccceee you prick!
Victor:You're never driving again
Lance:i had it with you man. you put me off. you always treatme like a kid

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 07:47 AM

(what is herpes anyway? :huh:


...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 08:10 PM

Renny is a blast.

"Spank me, Renny! Beat me Renny. Blow coke......"

GF walked in on that one & laughed so hard she almost coughed up a kidney.

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#16 TrialByFire

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Posted 31 August 2007 - 07:50 AM

sgt martinez to vic vance: hey! your my bitch's bitch go figure that one out touhg guy!

(although i do hate martinez)

I have no problem with people believing what they want, until they think it's right to try and change what I believe.

I'm so happy, I could shit a rainbow!


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Posted 31 August 2007 - 11:29 AM

Renny is a blast.

"Spank me, Renny! Beat me Renny. Blow coke......"

GF walked in on that one & laughed so hard she almost coughed up a kidney.

Up my ass renny...?

I can only imagine how hard she laughed.

Erm... lemme seee.... Either...

'Meet my freind mr. M4...M for Motherfucker!'

or 'Lance, you're a blidiot'

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Posted 09 September 2007 - 08:08 AM

Boomshine Blowout

Victor : Phil? What's going on? You're a mess
Phil: I'm not drunk, i'm just resting my eyes
Victor : okay ,so , what's going on?
Phil : my boomshine is about to blow up skyhigh by a bunch of angry scumbag..
Victor : What?
Phil : Them Cholos are going to blow my liquor and there are so much of them in the warehouse one match will blow all the way to Tennesse...Tennesse here i come..
Victor: Come on man , let's deal with it...
Phil: The thig is vicky boy , my daddy was an angry man...he never ever told me i was special , in fact he used to be me...especially when he caught me staring at my sister or my cousin...you know what he said to me? he said i'm better off dead...
Victor: and how exactly is this helping?
Phil : the tradegy is ,vic , i'm just like him...i'm a drunk....i deserved to die! it should have been me instead of zack on hill 491 man....i'm coming hoooooommmmmeee dadddy....yeah daddy i'm coming hoooooommmmee...
Victor:you're pathetic...
(arrived at the warehouse)
Phil:i could have sworn i have loced this place up...
Victor:Phil! Don't open the.....
Phil: DADDY!!DADDYDADDYDADDDDDYYYYYYYYY!
Phil:Scheming cholo bastard have booby trap my place, ain't no use running , when that boomshine blows we're all gonna die...
Victor:Get a grip! i will get your dam liquor!
Phil:i'd better put this babbies in some safe place huh?

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Posted 23 September 2007 - 07:40 PM

^_*

*this is Lance Vance dance!*

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Posted 27 September 2007 - 06:20 PM

^_*

*this is Lance Vance dance!*


That's the only quote I've heard lol, I laugh when he says it! :P




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