[SCR|SA|TEX|REL?] PIZZACOP

Excerpt from San Andreas Police Gazette:

Notice to all C.H.I.P.S. Departments

Due to budget cutbacks and the unprecidented 
amount of mounted vehicle mishaps, a parts 
shortage has sidelined our fleet of HPV1000 units.

San Fierro's Mayor Bob Wood has graciously 
donated his surplus fleet of delivery cycles, 
from his pizza business, until such time as 
our fleet is restored.
They are slow and a little rusty, but servicable.

Please take extra care with these temporary units, 
as you wouldn't want Mayor Wood on your back, over 
any accidents. 

The powers that be, have decided to raise the traffic 
ticket quota and "street entrepreneur" shakedowns, 
by 10% , to subsidise our shortfall.

Don't worry, this will not effect contributions to the 
Police Retirement Investment Corruption Kickback System.

Chief Richard Brown SAPD