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Vice City
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Australia

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Icon   Slyde fapped, 3 times.

Posts I've Made

  1. In Topic: How long can you last without fapping

    Posted 14 Feb 2010

    If you don't masturbate, you'll wet dream every 2 weeks. (my experience)
  2. In Topic: How long can you last without fapping

    Posted 13 Feb 2010

    View PostLittle_Chestnut, on 12 February 2010 - 01:21 PM, said:

    View PostSlyde, on 07 February 2010 - 06:49 PM, said:

    View PostChris, on 08 February 2010 - 06:23 AM, said:

    So girls never masturbate?


    Well, at least the ones i know of in RL. They can probably hold it till the end of the world.


    Bullshit. Every sexually active, healthy, mature girl masturbates. A lot of girls are embarrassed because of stupid societal reasons, people thinking they are dirty sluts and loose and the such. I am truly offended that you wrote that. (BTW this is all coming from and anti-feminist)

    When Spaz is at work and I didn't have cats watching my every move I averaged about two to three times a day. It's not because we don't have sex, it just puts you in a better mood and lowers your stress levels. Now I just do it when I take a shower without Spaz.

    It is very hard for girls who don't masturbate to enjoy sex at all, you have to be comfortable with yourself first and know what you like. So in other words if your girl says she doesn't masturbate, never really masturbated, and she loves what you are doing, she is lying about one of them, or you are god's gift to women.

    Also men who claim they don't masturbate are full of shit, have wet dreams, are a male hooker, or last about five minutes in bead (15 minutes of slow boring sex with 30-40 second breaks).


    Of course i was exaggerating to prove how weird they are. Also they think masturbation is disgusting. Maybe i'm just too young.
  3. In Topic: How long can you last without fapping

    Posted 7 Feb 2010

    View PostChris, on 08 February 2010 - 06:23 AM, said:

    So girls never masturbate?


    Well, at least the ones i know of in RL. They can probably hold it till the end of the world.
  4. In Topic: Episodes From Liberty City Coming to PC and PS3

    Posted 29 Jan 2010

    Not trying to be dick here but it seems a bit late. I mean, i'd want to play some bioshock 2 or mass effect or some mafia 2 now. Not some new missions for a game made 2 years ago.
  5. In Topic: Chinatown Wars quietly released on the iTunes Store

    Posted 18 Jan 2010

    Woot, good for me

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Member Title:
Beep.
Age:
2 years old
Birthday:
January 1, 2008
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Perth, Australia

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    Spider-Vice Icon

    01 Jan 2010 - 00:11
    Babies/toddlers can't post! :O
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    Spider-Vice Icon

    01 Jan 2010 - 00:11
    Hey baby Slyde, happy 2nd bday! :P
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    warrior13 Icon

    05 Jun 2009 - 10:38
    Cool Statement :D
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    Slyde Icon

    19 Apr 2008 - 15:04
    Long Story..
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    Spider-Vice Icon

    19 Apr 2008 - 15:02
    lol wtf? 1 year old?
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    GTA Don Icon

    16 Mar 2008 - 09:56
    Hello.
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    Silberio Silva Icon

    29 Sep 2007 - 05:27
    I like your avatar.
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    K9 Krew Icon

    24 Sep 2007 - 12:46
    You live in Perth?
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    Silberio Silva Icon

    23 Sep 2007 - 03:55
    Damn, nevermind then xD
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    Silberio Silva Icon

    22 Sep 2007 - 20:16
    Nah, no offence, but your sister is better O.o
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    Dmac Icon

    22 Sep 2007 - 10:16
    OMG can i ask wtf is that thing that you link to in your sig!
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    Silberio Silva Icon

    22 Sep 2007 - 06:24
    I dont kinda belive you o.o
    Would you send me pics by MSN then O.o
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    Slyde Icon

    21 Sep 2007 - 07:16
    Sorry to disappoint you but I'm a guy. I'm also a 66 year old grandpa that loves playing GTA.
    My "sis" is too hot for this forum. No more pics.
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    Silberio Silva Icon

    20 Sep 2007 - 22:01
    God dammit, post more pics of your sis xD
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    TM™ Icon

    20 Sep 2007 - 20:21
    I would like to know... lol.
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