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Favourite GTA:
Vice City
PSN ID:
the_bossman222
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Icon   Bateman. ALL HOPE IS GONE

About Me

You COULD insult me. Yeah, you could do that, but ultimately you're speaking to a wall, because everything you say simply deflects off me. My skin is too thick to bother with you. I'm also superior to you in every way. Look at my perfectly tanned face, and dark hair. This shit ain't cheap, you know? Only the finest for me. The people I've been with, they recognise class when they see it. Every object is a few thousand dollars, why bother with the poor people? They'll never do anything worthwhile with their lives. I spend my time with friends, and stripping skin off hookers with irons. What's not to like? Read more of me below, in some of my finer moments.
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The screams are blocked out by the thundering rain. It feels good, but not as good as 3 days ago. Been a few busy weeks. Was in Zurich yesterday, checking on some bank accounts. I struggled to work out which suits I would bring, so I ended up bringing 4 of them. 2 Valentino Coutures, the other 2 Armani.
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Is it too much to fucking ask, for the losers, the hippies and poors, to have their own restaurant section? Constantly being interrupted by nobodies, whilst eating with a prostitute, can get rather irritating. Am deliberating over what hand to chop off from these.... these.... people, so I can superglue it to the assholes shoulder. The amount of times he touched me like an old friend, I felt like ramming the knife between his fucking shoulder blade, but thought better of it.
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Got back from another weekend trip, in LA. Was pretty good. I slipped in Lucys finger and eyeballs in my designer overnight bag, as a reminder.
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Am currently using last nights hookers head, as the centre of my mantelpiece. I can't help but feel a matching head alongside would work better. Maybe I'll ask Price later.
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I put cyanide in the Muscat I gave to a new hooker yesterday. She was still a little green after I'd finished slicing her chest open. After placing her on the vibrating bed and masturbating over it, I then slit her throat open and finished the job. Must remember to get to party at Hudson Terrace tomorrow.
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Got back from Rio De Janeiro OK. My skin is too good for that city. I also brought back my new hot girlfriend. Part of me wants to treat her nice, but I also want to know what her head looks like on a stick.
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Decided to cut my day at the office short, due to Christina at home tied to my bed with her eyeballs in the jar next to her. If only Paul knew.
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2 dates in one night. I left the first one early because she told me she'd bought her Chloé dress on sale. After my erection totally died, I didn't know whether to show a piece of happiness or cry. Fucking wino bitch.
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Murder is the only remedy for men who wear shorts or sandals. They should only ever be worn whilst swimming. And bodily piercings are also wrong, as they're directly related to the fags.
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Slashing the throat open and watching the blood pour over the sofa, exhilarating. The experience is all too brief however, which does infuriate, but it hardly takes long to draw another one to the home. My $2200 mirror was ruined yesterday, the whore surprised even me with the amount of blood flowing through her. Is beginning to run out of striped suits for parties.
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The Disemboweler.
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UK

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MSN  Ask me.
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    WRX22B1998 Icon

    19 Feb 2010 - 04:29
    Nah I'll explain my name
    WRX22B1998
    Basically, 22B was a special version of WRX made in 1998 and ummm yeah thats pretty much it. Was my favourite car at the time when I made this account (and other emails etc) and from then I just used that as a online ID for most stuff.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subaru_Impreza_WRX_STI#22B_STi_.2803.2F98_.E2.80.93_08.2F9...
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    Dmac Icon

    11 Jan 2010 - 17:02
    Got a mic? Any USB headset should work. Trying to play GTAIV online with no communication is hell. I also got CODMW 1, LBP and a few other good online games. More of a PC gamer though.
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    Dmac Icon

    11 Jan 2010 - 04:28
    About your comment like 2 weeks ago, Yeah i do play PS3 quite a bit. GTA4 mostly.
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    RaDi0N Icon

    08 Jan 2010 - 01:32
    You in a clan on MW2?
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    NotYouHaha Icon

    01 Jan 2010 - 16:52
    Of course. I do have MW2 and I just got my PS3 several weeks ago so my friends list is quite short. Just remember that my ID is NYHH- with the dash/hyphen.
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    Spider-Vice Icon

    31 Dec 2009 - 20:54
    Sure, you can send me a PSN request. But I play on PSP. :P
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    Mpilk901 Icon

    30 Dec 2009 - 08:21
    Haha unlucky. How awesome does the alien spaceship explosion look.
    I miss playing online with you :(
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    Mpilk901 Icon

    18 Nov 2009 - 18:26
    Did you take it from the dead guy who was in status? If you did and then dropped it somewhere then *facepalm*
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    Husky Icon

    13 Nov 2009 - 00:07
    Holy balls, I was at a Military School. lol.
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    Mpilk901 Icon

    25 Aug 2009 - 13:37
    Pfft I'm better than you at COD.
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    Husky Icon

    22 Aug 2009 - 13:17
    Maybe he was.. lol. I really didn't notice the topic was old. And there's a simular topic just like that one.
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    Husky Icon

    19 Jul 2009 - 15:29
    What? Its a summer house dum dum. :P
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    Husky Icon

    18 Jul 2009 - 21:04
    Don't delete me on PSN. I'm a fucking moron to accedently forget my PS3 in my other house. IN AMERICA. Not Jamaica.
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    Chris Icon

    20 Jun 2009 - 20:56
    Oh, fucking IPB breaking up the URLs. It just goes to the shower in the morning topic in The Lounge. Check it out lol.
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    Bateman. Icon

    20 Jun 2009 - 17:46
    I'll try. I do have a few sources to copy from.
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