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Bateman. Damageplan FTW
About Me
You COULD insult me. Yeah, you could do that, but ultimately you're speaking to a wall, because everything you say simply deflects off me. My skin is too thick to bother with you. I'm also superior to you in every way. Look at my perfectly tanned face, and dark hair. This shit ain't cheap, you know? Only the finest for me. The people I've been with, they recognise class when they see it. Every object is a few thousand dollars, why bother with the poor people? They'll never do anything worthwhile with their lives. I spend my time with friends, and stripping skin off hookers with irons. What's not to like? Read more of me below, in some of my finer moments.
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The screams are blocked out by the thundering rain. It feels good, but not as good as 3 days ago. Been a few busy weeks. Was in Zurich yesterday, checking on some bank accounts. I struggled to work out which suits I would bring, so I ended up bringing 4 of them. 2 Valentino Coutures, the other 2 Armani.
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Is it too much to fucking ask, for the losers, the hippies and poors, to have their own restaurant section? Constantly being interrupted by nobodies, whilst eating with a prostitute, can get rather irritating. Am deliberating over what hand to chop off from these.... these.... people, so I can superglue it to the assholes shoulder. The amount of times he touched me like an old friend, I felt like ramming the knife between his fucking shoulder blade, but thought better of it.
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Got back from another weekend trip, in LA. Was pretty good. I slipped in Lucys finger and eyeballs in my designer overnight bag, as a reminder.
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Am currently using last nights hookers head, as the centre of my mantelpiece. I can't help but feel a matching head alongside would work better. Maybe I'll ask Price later.
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I put cyanide in the Muscat I gave to a new hooker yesterday. She was still a little green after I'd finished slicing her chest open. After placing her on the vibrating bed and masturbating over it, I then slit her throat open and finished the job. Must remember to get to party at Hudson Terrace tomorrow.
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Got back from Rio De Janeiro OK. My skin is too good for that city. I also brought back my new hot girlfriend. Part of me wants to treat her nice, but I also want to know what her head looks like on a stick.
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Decided to cut my day at the office short, due to Christina at home tied to my bed with her eyeballs in the jar next to her. If only Paul knew.
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2 dates in one night. I left the first one early because she told me she'd bought her Chloé dress on sale. After my erection totally died, I didn't know whether to show a piece of happiness or cry. Fucking wino bitch.
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Murder is the only remedy for men who wear shorts or sandals. They should only ever be worn whilst swimming. And bodily piercings are also wrong, as they're directly related to the fags.
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Slashing the throat open and watching the blood pour over the sofa, exhilarating. The experience is all too brief however, which does infuriate, but it hardly takes long to draw another one to the home. My $2200 mirror was ruined yesterday, the whore surprised even me with the amount of blood flowing through her. Is beginning to run out of striped suits for parties.
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The screams are blocked out by the thundering rain. It feels good, but not as good as 3 days ago. Been a few busy weeks. Was in Zurich yesterday, checking on some bank accounts. I struggled to work out which suits I would bring, so I ended up bringing 4 of them. 2 Valentino Coutures, the other 2 Armani.
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Is it too much to fucking ask, for the losers, the hippies and poors, to have their own restaurant section? Constantly being interrupted by nobodies, whilst eating with a prostitute, can get rather irritating. Am deliberating over what hand to chop off from these.... these.... people, so I can superglue it to the assholes shoulder. The amount of times he touched me like an old friend, I felt like ramming the knife between his fucking shoulder blade, but thought better of it.
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Got back from another weekend trip, in LA. Was pretty good. I slipped in Lucys finger and eyeballs in my designer overnight bag, as a reminder.
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Am currently using last nights hookers head, as the centre of my mantelpiece. I can't help but feel a matching head alongside would work better. Maybe I'll ask Price later.
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I put cyanide in the Muscat I gave to a new hooker yesterday. She was still a little green after I'd finished slicing her chest open. After placing her on the vibrating bed and masturbating over it, I then slit her throat open and finished the job. Must remember to get to party at Hudson Terrace tomorrow.
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Got back from Rio De Janeiro OK. My skin is too good for that city. I also brought back my new hot girlfriend. Part of me wants to treat her nice, but I also want to know what her head looks like on a stick.
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Decided to cut my day at the office short, due to Christina at home tied to my bed with her eyeballs in the jar next to her. If only Paul knew.
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2 dates in one night. I left the first one early because she told me she'd bought her Chloé dress on sale. After my erection totally died, I didn't know whether to show a piece of happiness or cry. Fucking wino bitch.
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Murder is the only remedy for men who wear shorts or sandals. They should only ever be worn whilst swimming. And bodily piercings are also wrong, as they're directly related to the fags.
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Slashing the throat open and watching the blood pour over the sofa, exhilarating. The experience is all too brief however, which does infuriate, but it hardly takes long to draw another one to the home. My $2200 mirror was ruined yesterday, the whore surprised even me with the amount of blood flowing through her. Is beginning to run out of striped suits for parties.
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- Member Title:
- The Disemboweler.
- Age:
- Age Unknown
- Birthday:
- Birthday Unknown
- Gender:
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- Location:
- UK
Comments
Chris
18 Jun 2009 - 18:32Mpilk901
15 Jun 2009 - 23:06Bateman.
10 May 2009 - 15:37Mpilk901
09 May 2009 - 11:53Bateman.
16 Apr 2009 - 12:45Mpilk901
14 Apr 2009 - 19:49Chris
02 Mar 2009 - 15:45I totally fuck him if I were gay too... but I'm not... so I won't...
*leaves*
Bateman.
02 Mar 2009 - 13:39Chris
02 Mar 2009 - 00:26Bateman.
10 Jan 2009 - 22:24Mpilk901
09 Jan 2009 - 20:11How far are you from 10th Prestige?
Bateman.
01 Jan 2009 - 01:12Husky
01 Jan 2009 - 01:11Bateman.
11 Dec 2008 - 15:41Sтεαм.
10 Dec 2008 - 20:31