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Mpilk901 
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Nate10
21 Jul 2009 - 19:57
Bateman. FUCKING SPACESUIT! I can't find it on Fallout 3, I need it to continue. I think I dropped it.
About Me
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The screams are blocked out by the thundering rain. It feels good, but not as good as 3 days ago. Been a few busy weeks. Was in Zurich yesterday, checking on some bank accounts. I struggled to work out which suits I would bring, so I ended up bringing 4 of them. 2 Valentino Coutures, the other 2 Armani.
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Is it too much to fucking ask, for the losers, the hippies and poors, to have their own restaurant section? Constantly being interrupted by nobodies, whilst eating with a prostitute, can get rather irritating. Am deliberating over what hand to chop off from these.... these.... people, so I can superglue it to the assholes shoulder. The amount of times he touched me like an old friend, I felt like ramming the knife between his fucking shoulder blade, but thought better of it.
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Got back from another weekend trip, in LA. Was pretty good. I slipped in Lucys finger and eyeballs in my designer overnight bag, as a reminder.
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Am currently using last nights hookers head, as the centre of my mantelpiece. I can't help but feel a matching head alongside would work better. Maybe I'll ask Price later.
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I put cyanide in the Muscat I gave to a new hooker yesterday. She was still a little green after I'd finished slicing her chest open. After placing her on the vibrating bed and masturbating over it, I then slit her throat open and finished the job. Must remember to get to party at Hudson Terrace tomorrow.
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Got back from Rio De Janeiro OK. My skin is too good for that city. I also brought back my new hot girlfriend. Part of me wants to treat her nice, but I also want to know what her head looks like on a stick.
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Decided to cut my day at the office short, due to Christina at home tied to my bed with her eyeballs in the jar next to her. If only Paul knew.
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2 dates in one night. I left the first one early because she told me she'd bought her Chloé dress on sale. After my erection totally died, I didn't know whether to show a piece of happiness or cry. Fucking wino bitch.
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Murder is the only remedy for men who wear shorts or sandals. They should only ever be worn whilst swimming. And bodily piercings are also wrong, as they're directly related to the fags.
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Slashing the throat open and watching the blood pour over the sofa, exhilarating. The experience is all too brief however, which does infuriate, but it hardly takes long to draw another one to the home. My $2200 mirror was ruined yesterday, the whore surprised even me with the amount of blood flowing through her. Is beginning to run out of striped suits for parties.
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Who knows, I might start to include some real info on this page someday, like my name, DOB, etc. Don't hold your breath.
The screams are blocked out by the thundering rain. It feels good, but not as good as 3 days ago. Been a few busy weeks. Was in Zurich yesterday, checking on some bank accounts. I struggled to work out which suits I would bring, so I ended up bringing 4 of them. 2 Valentino Coutures, the other 2 Armani.
-------------------------- --------------------------- --------------------------- -----
Is it too much to fucking ask, for the losers, the hippies and poors, to have their own restaurant section? Constantly being interrupted by nobodies, whilst eating with a prostitute, can get rather irritating. Am deliberating over what hand to chop off from these.... these.... people, so I can superglue it to the assholes shoulder. The amount of times he touched me like an old friend, I felt like ramming the knife between his fucking shoulder blade, but thought better of it.
-------------------------- --------------------------- --------------------------- -----
Got back from another weekend trip, in LA. Was pretty good. I slipped in Lucys finger and eyeballs in my designer overnight bag, as a reminder.
-------------------------- --------------------------- --------------------------- -----
Am currently using last nights hookers head, as the centre of my mantelpiece. I can't help but feel a matching head alongside would work better. Maybe I'll ask Price later.
-------------------------- --------------------------- --------------------------- -----
I put cyanide in the Muscat I gave to a new hooker yesterday. She was still a little green after I'd finished slicing her chest open. After placing her on the vibrating bed and masturbating over it, I then slit her throat open and finished the job. Must remember to get to party at Hudson Terrace tomorrow.
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Got back from Rio De Janeiro OK. My skin is too good for that city. I also brought back my new hot girlfriend. Part of me wants to treat her nice, but I also want to know what her head looks like on a stick.
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Decided to cut my day at the office short, due to Christina at home tied to my bed with her eyeballs in the jar next to her. If only Paul knew.
-------------------------- --------------------------- --------------------------- -----
2 dates in one night. I left the first one early because she told me she'd bought her Chloé dress on sale. After my erection totally died, I didn't know whether to show a piece of happiness or cry. Fucking wino bitch.
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Murder is the only remedy for men who wear shorts or sandals. They should only ever be worn whilst swimming. And bodily piercings are also wrong, as they're directly related to the fags.
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Slashing the throat open and watching the blood pour over the sofa, exhilarating. The experience is all too brief however, which does infuriate, but it hardly takes long to draw another one to the home. My $2200 mirror was ruined yesterday, the whore surprised even me with the amount of blood flowing through her. Is beginning to run out of striped suits for parties.
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Who knows, I might start to include some real info on this page someday, like my name, DOB, etc. Don't hold your breath.
My Information
- Member Title:
- The slash artist.
- Age:
- Age Unknown
- Birthday:
- Birthday Unknown
- Gender:
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- Location:
- UK
Comments
Mpilk901
18 Nov 2009 - 18:26Husky
13 Nov 2009 - 00:07Mpilk901
25 Aug 2009 - 13:37Husky
22 Aug 2009 - 13:17Husky
19 Jul 2009 - 15:29Husky
18 Jul 2009 - 21:04Chris
20 Jun 2009 - 20:56Bateman.
20 Jun 2009 - 17:46Chris
18 Jun 2009 - 18:32Mpilk901
15 Jun 2009 - 23:06Bateman.
10 May 2009 - 15:37Mpilk901
09 May 2009 - 11:53Bateman.
16 Apr 2009 - 12:45Mpilk901
14 Apr 2009 - 19:49Chris
02 Mar 2009 - 15:45I totally fuck him if I were gay too... but I'm not... so I won't...
*leaves*