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#41 nqcowboy

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 07:19 AM

"cant you see im busy being high"
anything buy that stoner in the orange and balck tracksuit

and "you wanna die little bitch" from that purple shirted guy

#42 Big Z

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 09:48 AM

When you jack a car CJ says: "I'm a loser so hate me!"
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#43 Scott.

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 06:03 PM

I like Ryder - Fo sure fo sure ma nigger.

CJ's shit which sounds like SHHHHEEEEEEEEEET! is awesome also.

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 07:28 AM

Mine is "I hate gravity!"
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#45 tsohmas

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 08:03 AM

when you crash into someone.

CJ says -you complete fuckin moron.
or
a pedestrian says, my hooptie!

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 09:39 AM

I like it when you jump off a building and CJ shouts "I hate Gravity!" or when the paramedics say "Oh your almost to ugly to save"

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#47 FnB

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 05:15 PM

Anything Ryder says is funny.

"Where is this old motherfucka?" -Ryder
"Relax we ain't there yet." - CJ
"Yeah, your right, your always right CJ, that's my homie Mr right!" -Ryder
"Shut up" -CJ

LOL :D

"Say CJ you gon crash the car again?" -Ryder
"Fuck you Ryder" -CJ

also

"It's nation guard depot fool, weekend soldiers, ain't no match for Grove Street OG's."

"Good afternoon Balla dope pushers, Grove Street OG's come to do damage [knocks his bat on a Balla high on crack.]"

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 05:18 PM

Some of the stuff CJ says when carjacking someone.

"At least you got jacked by a pro!"

"You okay? I hope not!"

"Now you can buy a new one!"

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Posted 04 June 2010 - 03:39 AM

"ye dey my ducats now"
"how you drive if your blind"
"I take dat paypa"

Edited by Longpoke, 04 June 2010 - 03:40 AM.


#50 rockstaridols

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 07:12 PM

:rolleyes: mines when cj rams another car "my fucking car"
catalyna-"tiny balls idiota"
smoke-"crap your ass"
coward ped-"what you doin ma wheel"




:lol: my 50th post now i am a half member

Edited by rockstaridols, 14 August 2010 - 07:14 PM.


#51 The Nightmare

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 01:48 PM

HI! I'm new in forums LOL this forum is fun!

THe mission where OG-Loc bail out from jail and you need to bring him to his home in East Los Santos

CJ: "ain't this vargos turf?"
Loc: "Man I don't give a shit! I'm gangsta!" xD

LOL

#52 The Nightmare

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Posted 18 October 2010 - 05:47 AM

Sorry for the double post because I cant find the edit button on my first post.

In the mission "Robbing uncle Sam" when they arrived at the garage in Willowfield.

Ryder: "Man that shit was tight"
CJ: "Tight!?... Man the shit was shit"
Ryder: "You said you are down for the homies but all you do is complain"

In the mission "The Green Sabre"
CJ: I gonna warn Sweet"
*Phone ring*....
CJ: "Damn it Sweet pick it up, pick it up!"
Sweet: "Hey wassup? You called me but i did'nt pick it up. leave a message after the.."
CJ: "shit shit shit!"
lol

Best funniest quotes are Catalina's

"Who are these cowboy assholes?"
"Bleed! Mtherf*cker!"
"Move your f*cking butt"
*Your pathetic driving is causing them to escape"
"I should cut your balls off"

While walking on the streets

Pedestrian talking to CJ: "Did someone died in your mouth?" lol
Pedestrian: "Steroids makes your dick look what!?"

Edited by The Nightmare, 18 October 2010 - 05:49 AM.


#53 The Nightmare

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Posted 18 October 2010 - 03:22 PM

Heres one I heard in the game just now.

I was jacking a Mr. Whoopee ice cream van and pull out the driver clone and I aimed at him with my shotgun and CJ said: "You think I'm a well dressed clone?" That just crack me up and start laughing so hard! xD Because CJ was wearing a Tuxedo and some fancy clothes and aimed at the clone and said that. LMAO!!

#54 Claude4L

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 01:17 PM

mine is when doing the mission vertical bird

Pilot: Stolen aircraft; Prepare to be vaporized
CJ: Did you hear that?
Toreno: 'Prepare to be vaporized' what a bunch of bullshit. Ignore them. They shoot at you and it's an international incident. You're not a British tank, so you should be fine.

and also this:

Toreno: You see? Child's play!
CJ:
FUCK YOU, TORENO!!! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl...
Toreno: Ooh, what a big whiner, you want some cheese with that wine? Hey, you were spectacular. You know what, I'm beginning to think my little Carl is a double agent. Oooh.

#55 amazingdude

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 02:25 PM

Mine are so many like

a tourist ped - "kifflom brother uncle"

female ped - "the world is a terrible terrible place"

cj with cops chasing behind "i aint into that shit"

#56 gr8stunner

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 05:26 AM

I don't remember the mission name. At just Beginning of the game, when carl works for Big Somke, on mission, when Tenpenni and his partner come outs of Smoke's house and Tenpenni Says "BOO" to carl then carl likely Says "A**HOLE" :) thats really funny...

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 01:43 AM

I don't remember the mission name. At just Beginning of the game, when carl works for Big Somke, on mission, when Tenpenni and his partner come outs of Smoke's house and Tenpenni Says "BOO" to carl then carl likely Says "A**HOLE" :) thats really funny...


the mission was "Running Dog"

#58 Red_Squirrel_UK

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 03:04 PM

"Welcome to America" - CJ

"OG loc, OG loc!.. IM GANSTA" - OG loc

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 09:50 PM

"Everybody is my cousin"by big smoke in Running Dog

#60 hustler909

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:07 AM

I forg8 the whole phrase of bot thats one is : This Dickhead is myBrother by Kendl and other is : There the one who tried and dead and the other who still on earth - by Mike Toreno .




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