What is yours favorite phrases in GTA:SA
Posted 08 August 2008 - 07:19 AM
anything buy that stoner in the orange and balck tracksuit
and "you wanna die little bitch" from that purple shirted guy
Posted 09 August 2008 - 07:28 AM
Thanks to Ionutt3 for the signature!
Posted 19 August 2008 - 08:03 AM
CJ says -you complete fuckin moron.
a pedestrian says, my hooptie!
Posted 19 August 2008 - 09:39 AM
Is Vista bad or are you just stupid?
Posted 19 August 2008 - 05:15 PM
"Where is this old motherfucka?" -Ryder
"Relax we ain't there yet." - CJ
"Yeah, your right, your always right CJ, that's my homie Mr right!" -Ryder
"Shut up" -CJ
"Say CJ you gon crash the car again?" -Ryder
"Fuck you Ryder" -CJ
"It's nation guard depot fool, weekend soldiers, ain't no match for Grove Street OG's."
"Good afternoon Balla dope pushers, Grove Street OG's come to do damage [knocks his bat on a Balla high on crack.]"
Posted 04 June 2010 - 03:39 AM
"how you drive if your blind"
"I take dat paypa"
Edited by Longpoke, 04 June 2010 - 03:40 AM.
Posted 14 August 2010 - 07:12 PM
catalyna-"tiny balls idiota"
smoke-"crap your ass"
coward ped-"what you doin ma wheel"
my 50th post now i am a half member
Edited by rockstaridols, 14 August 2010 - 07:14 PM.
Posted 17 October 2010 - 01:48 PM
THe mission where OG-Loc bail out from jail and you need to bring him to his home in East Los Santos
CJ: "ain't this vargos turf?"
Loc: "Man I don't give a shit! I'm gangsta!" xD
Posted 18 October 2010 - 05:47 AM
In the mission "Robbing uncle Sam" when they arrived at the garage in Willowfield.
Ryder: "Man that shit was tight"
CJ: "Tight!?... Man the shit was shit"
Ryder: "You said you are down for the homies but all you do is complain"
In the mission "The Green Sabre"
CJ: I gonna warn Sweet"
CJ: "Damn it Sweet pick it up, pick it up!"
Sweet: "Hey wassup? You called me but i did'nt pick it up. leave a message after the.."
CJ: "shit shit shit!"
Best funniest quotes are Catalina's
"Who are these cowboy assholes?"
"Move your f*cking butt"
*Your pathetic driving is causing them to escape"
"I should cut your balls off"
While walking on the streets
Pedestrian talking to CJ: "Did someone died in your mouth?" lol
Pedestrian: "Steroids makes your dick look what!?"
Edited by The Nightmare, 18 October 2010 - 05:49 AM.
Posted 18 October 2010 - 03:22 PM
I was jacking a Mr. Whoopee ice cream van and pull out the driver clone and I aimed at him with my shotgun and CJ said: "You think I'm a well dressed clone?" That just crack me up and start laughing so hard! xD Because CJ was wearing a Tuxedo and some fancy clothes and aimed at the clone and said that. LMAO!!
Posted 30 April 2011 - 01:17 PM
Pilot: Stolen aircraft; Prepare to be vaporized
CJ: Did you hear that?
Toreno: 'Prepare to be vaporized' what a bunch of bullshit. Ignore them. They shoot at you and it's an international incident. You're not a British tank, so you should be fine.
and also this:
Toreno: You see? Child's play!
FUCK YOU, TORENO!!! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl...
Toreno: Ooh, what a big whiner, you want some cheese with that wine? Hey, you were spectacular. You know what, I'm beginning to think my little Carl is a double agent. Oooh.
Posted 23 September 2011 - 02:25 PM
a tourist ped - "kifflom brother uncle"
female ped - "the world is a terrible terrible place"
cj with cops chasing behind "i aint into that shit"
Posted 08 October 2011 - 05:26 AM
Posted 09 October 2011 - 01:43 AM
I don't remember the mission name. At just Beginning of the game, when carl works for Big Somke, on mission, when Tenpenni and his partner come outs of Smoke's house and Tenpenni Says "BOO" to carl then carl likely Says "A**HOLE" thats really funny...
the mission was "Running Dog"
Posted 09 October 2011 - 03:04 PM
"OG loc, OG loc!.. IM GANSTA" - OG loc
Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:07 AM
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