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When I die, I want my soul to go to Hell. They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women go there when they die. After all, even people in the afterlife have sexual urges and needs and they don't want to go to some bland heaven to spend eternity with family members. I rather party with complete strangers at Lucifer's nightclub and gamble at the Casino Inferno. I could be at the blackjack table, and the next thing you know, some single Asian female comes up to me, takes me out on a date, and then has sex with me in my apartment. Right after a first date. Isn't Hell cool or what?

If Hell were a real city, it would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niagara Falls (Ontario), and New York City.

If Heaven were a real city, it would be Mayfield, Ohio (as seen on Leave it to Beaver).

With my luck, I will die on July 8, 2060. With me being Protestant (High Anglican) and all, my trip to the hedonistic pleasures and fast paced urban life of Hell will be instantenous. If you see me in Hell, I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom.

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QuickDeath    0

Laughed my ass off reading this one :lolbounce: ! ''They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women...'' Man how do u know all this? Are u satanist or something? Well if hell is something like u wrote i want to go there too.

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TM™    13

:lolbounce: I can't believe Ryan's back, TEC9 gonna love this...

You must be right there Slayer, Mostly Heaven or Hell are afterlife, But i guess he might live again, But someone the opposite of himself.

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Slayer    0

Well I don't like cold weather. And I could bet that it's cold up there. And I don't like white. And since I practice Parkour I don't want any wings. And heaven always looks boring. So I'm guessing hell would be a reasonable choice for me. Plus I really like that single "Hell" by Disturbed.

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When I die, I want my soul to go to Hell. They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women go there when they die. After all, even people in the afterlife have sexual urges and needs and they don't want to go to some bland heaven to spend eternity with family members. I rather party with complete strangers at Lucifer's nightclub and gamble at the Casino Inferno. I could be at the blackjack table, and the next thing you know, some single Asian female comes up to me, takes me out on a date, and then has sex with me in my apartment. Right after a first date. Isn't Hell cool or what?

If Hell were a real city, it would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niagara Falls (Ontario), and New York City.

If Heaven were a real city, it would be Mayfield, Ohio (as seen on Leave it to Beaver).

With my luck, I will die on July 8, 2060. With me being Protestant (High Anglican) and all, my trip to the hedonistic pleasures and fast paced urban life of Hell will be instantenous. If you see me in Hell, I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom.

Oh my f***ing god. Quit watching South Park. Hell doesn't have casinos and nightclubs. They have fire, rocks, and reasonably priced condos in Hell. Hell is more like San Franciso mixed with Cairo. You are a retarded piece of shit, thinking Hell would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niargra Falls, and NYC. With your luck and my pwining skills, you will kill yourself immediately after reading this. And you will go to hell and have buttsex with Satan and Saddam Hussien.

When I die after a medium-sized life of sin, my soul will go into purgatory. And I shall have a pool table, plasma screen, Star Fox 64, heart-shaped bed, and 70 virgins in my inventory when I arrive there.

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Dark Lord    0

I gues this little guy needs to know how Hell is.

And whats he mistaking it for!!

NightClubs didcha say.

The clubs here arent much fun!

I could switch to Hell.WHatcha say?

When I die, I want my soul to go to Hell. They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women go there when they die. After all, even people in the afterlife have sexual urges and needs and they don't want to go to some bland heaven to spend eternity with family members. I rather party with complete strangers at Lucifer's nightclub and gamble at the Casino Inferno. I could be at the blackjack table, and the next thing you know, some single Asian female comes up to me, takes me out on a date, and then has sex with me in my apartment. Right after a first date. Isn't Hell cool or what?

If Hell were a real city, it would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niagara Falls (Ontario), and New York City.

If Heaven were a real city, it would be Mayfield, Ohio (as seen on Leave it to Beaver).

With my luck, I will die on July 8, 2060. With me being Protestant (High Anglican) and all, my trip to the hedonistic pleasures and fast paced urban life of Hell will be instantenous. If you see me in Hell, I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom.

Oh my f***ing god. Quit watching South Park. Hell doesn't have casinos and nightclubs. They have fire, rocks, and reasonably priced condos in Hell. Hell is more like San Franciso mixed with Cairo. You are a retarded piece of shit, thinking Hell would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niargra Falls, and NYC. With your luck and my pwining skills, you will kill yourself immediately after reading this. And you will go to hell and have buttsex with Satan and Saddam Hussien.

When I die after a medium-sized life of sin, my soul will go into purgatory. And I shall have a pool table, plasma screen, Star Fox 64, heart-shaped bed, and 70 virgins in my inventory when I arrive there.

:lolbounce::lolbounce:

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JOYA    0
When I die, I want my soul to go to Hell. They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women go there when they die. After all, even people in the afterlife have sexual urges and needs and they don't want to go to some bland heaven to spend eternity with family members. I rather party with complete strangers at Lucifer's nightclub and gamble at the Casino Inferno. I could be at the blackjack table, and the next thing you know, some single Asian female comes up to me, takes me out on a date, and then has sex with me in my apartment. Right after a first date. Isn't Hell cool or what?

If Hell were a real city, it would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niagara Falls (Ontario), and New York City.

If Heaven were a real city, it would be Mayfield, Ohio (as seen on Leave it to Beaver).

With my luck, I will die on July 8, 2060. With me being Protestant (High Anglican) and all, my trip to the hedonistic pleasures and fast paced urban life of Hell will be instantenous. If you see me in Hell, I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom.

I thought you said you didn't want to become the property of an asian wife in one of your other topics.

"I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom."

Seriously, wtf?

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When I die, I want my soul to go to Hell. They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women go there when they die. After all, even people in the afterlife have sexual urges and needs and they don't want to go to some bland heaven to spend eternity with family members. I rather party with complete strangers at Lucifer's nightclub and gamble at the Casino Inferno. I could be at the blackjack table, and the next thing you know, some single Asian female comes up to me, takes me out on a date, and then has sex with me in my apartment. Right after a first date. Isn't Hell cool or what?

If Hell were a real city, it would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niagara Falls (Ontario), and New York City.

If Heaven were a real city, it would be Mayfield, Ohio (as seen on Leave it to Beaver).

With my luck, I will die on July 8, 2060. With me being Protestant (High Anglican) and all, my trip to the hedonistic pleasures and fast paced urban life of Hell will be instantenous. If you see me in Hell, I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom.

Oh my f***ing god. Quit watching South Park. And you will go to hell and have buttsex with Satan and Saddam Hussein.

Oh my f***ing god. Quit watching South Park.

no one really knows what hell and heaven is inside of course.

HELL is a bad place.

:mellow:

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The concept of hell was a place for sinners to go, not to commit more sins but to receive eternal punnishment. If hell does exist I doubt it will be as great as you think it is, and also it will not have anything that you can get enjoyment out of at all unless you like being in fear and pain for the rest of time.

Personaly I don't believe in a hell at all >.>

<.<

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draftermatt    1

Read Dante's Divine Comedy. Especially "The Inferno".

Why exactly do you think hell has this stuff? If you believe in hell you beilve in God. And God cast Lucifer into hell for trying to take over Heaven. Why would he give them the ability to make fun things?

You want all the stuff you named move to Vegas.

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Chrisman    0
Read Dante's Divine Comedy. Especially "The Inferno".

And God cast Lucifer into hell for trying to take over Heaven.

Depends on which Religion. I heard he didn't want to bow down to Adam.

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chris82    3

Wow. You know Ryan, I thought we got rid of you. I mean, you're quite obviously insane and the shit you have been making up borders on the level of Scientology.

Then I come back and you make this shit up? Jesus.

But since you're a Protestant, you should know this:

The term Hell, in a Christian context, refers to a place or state of existence after death in which the individual suffers the consequences of unrepented immoral actions in life.

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