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#1 MarlenesFutureDad

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 04:28 AM

When I die, I want my soul to go to Hell. They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women go there when they die. After all, even people in the afterlife have sexual urges and needs and they don't want to go to some bland heaven to spend eternity with family members. I rather party with complete strangers at Lucifer's nightclub and gamble at the Casino Inferno. I could be at the blackjack table, and the next thing you know, some single Asian female comes up to me, takes me out on a date, and then has sex with me in my apartment. Right after a first date. Isn't Hell cool or what?

If Hell were a real city, it would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niagara Falls (Ontario), and New York City.
If Heaven were a real city, it would be Mayfield, Ohio (as seen on Leave it to Beaver).

With my luck, I will die on July 8, 2060. With me being Protestant (High Anglican) and all, my trip to the hedonistic pleasures and fast paced urban life of Hell will be instantenous. If you see me in Hell, I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom.

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 04:53 AM

You're going to end up going to the crazy house and getting raped by the doctors is where you're going. :|

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 06:05 AM

Hell was always said to be a place where you go through labor for eternity or it being your worse nightmare replayed over and over again. It's not supposed to be there for enjoyment. If you like torture...it's the place for you.

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 09:10 AM

I got to laugh at this guy :rofl2: There is no point of this tiopic really because no noe really knows what hell and heaven is inside of course. So your version of Hell is a bit sarcastic to say the least because HELL is a bad place.

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 09:13 AM

Laughed my ass off reading this one :lolbounce: ! ''They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women...'' Man how do u know all this? Are u satanist or something? Well if hell is something like u wrote i want to go there too.
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 10:40 AM

Okay okay I've got it! You live but you don't actually have a life so you're hoping to get a life after you lose this one?
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 12:07 PM

:lolbounce: I can't believe Ryan's back, TEC9 gonna love this...

You must be right there Slayer, Mostly Heaven or Hell are afterlife, But i guess he might live again, But someone the opposite of himself.
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 01:30 PM

Casino's and sex with ho's and stuff are seen as a sin. Doesn't mean it's in hell. Hell is hell, it's terrible. Some place you'l never want to be.

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 04:47 PM

Well I don't like cold weather. And I could bet that it's cold up there. And I don't like white. And since I practice Parkour I don't want any wings. And heaven always looks boring. So I'm guessing hell would be a reasonable choice for me. Plus I really like that single "Hell" by Disturbed.
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 07:08 PM

When I die, I want my soul to go to Hell. They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women go there when they die. After all, even people in the afterlife have sexual urges and needs and they don't want to go to some bland heaven to spend eternity with family members. I rather party with complete strangers at Lucifer's nightclub and gamble at the Casino Inferno. I could be at the blackjack table, and the next thing you know, some single Asian female comes up to me, takes me out on a date, and then has sex with me in my apartment. Right after a first date. Isn't Hell cool or what?

If Hell were a real city, it would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niagara Falls (Ontario), and New York City.
If Heaven were a real city, it would be Mayfield, Ohio (as seen on Leave it to Beaver).

With my luck, I will die on July 8, 2060. With me being Protestant (High Anglican) and all, my trip to the hedonistic pleasures and fast paced urban life of Hell will be instantenous. If you see me in Hell, I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom.


Oh my f***ing god. Quit watching South Park. Hell doesn't have casinos and nightclubs. They have fire, rocks, and reasonably priced condos in Hell. Hell is more like San Franciso mixed with Cairo. You are a retarded piece of shit, thinking Hell would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niargra Falls, and NYC. With your luck and my pwining skills, you will kill yourself immediately after reading this. And you will go to hell and have buttsex with Satan and Saddam Hussien.

When I die after a medium-sized life of sin, my soul will go into purgatory. And I shall have a pool table, plasma screen, Star Fox 64, heart-shaped bed, and 70 virgins in my inventory when I arrive there.

Yeah, I'm new here. Don't piss me off and we'll be fine. :D

Aw, my first post. You may call it "arrogant". I prefer "foreshadowing".


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Posted 15 January 2007 - 05:56 AM

I gues this little guy needs to know how Hell is.
And whats he mistaking it for!!
NightClubs didcha say.

The clubs here arent much fun!
I could switch to Hell.WHatcha say?

When I die, I want my soul to go to Hell. They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women go there when they die. After all, even people in the afterlife have sexual urges and needs and they don't want to go to some bland heaven to spend eternity with family members. I rather party with complete strangers at Lucifer's nightclub and gamble at the Casino Inferno. I could be at the blackjack table, and the next thing you know, some single Asian female comes up to me, takes me out on a date, and then has sex with me in my apartment. Right after a first date. Isn't Hell cool or what?

If Hell were a real city, it would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niagara Falls (Ontario), and New York City.
If Heaven were a real city, it would be Mayfield, Ohio (as seen on Leave it to Beaver).

With my luck, I will die on July 8, 2060. With me being Protestant (High Anglican) and all, my trip to the hedonistic pleasures and fast paced urban life of Hell will be instantenous. If you see me in Hell, I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom.


Oh my f***ing god. Quit watching South Park. Hell doesn't have casinos and nightclubs. They have fire, rocks, and reasonably priced condos in Hell. Hell is more like San Franciso mixed with Cairo. You are a retarded piece of shit, thinking Hell would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niargra Falls, and NYC. With your luck and my pwining skills, you will kill yourself immediately after reading this. And you will go to hell and have buttsex with Satan and Saddam Hussien.

When I die after a medium-sized life of sin, my soul will go into purgatory. And I shall have a pool table, plasma screen, Star Fox 64, heart-shaped bed, and 70 virgins in my inventory when I arrive there.

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Posted 15 January 2007 - 08:26 AM

When I die, I want my soul to go to Hell. They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women go there when they die. After all, even people in the afterlife have sexual urges and needs and they don't want to go to some bland heaven to spend eternity with family members. I rather party with complete strangers at Lucifer's nightclub and gamble at the Casino Inferno. I could be at the blackjack table, and the next thing you know, some single Asian female comes up to me, takes me out on a date, and then has sex with me in my apartment. Right after a first date. Isn't Hell cool or what?

If Hell were a real city, it would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niagara Falls (Ontario), and New York City.
If Heaven were a real city, it would be Mayfield, Ohio (as seen on Leave it to Beaver).

With my luck, I will die on July 8, 2060. With me being Protestant (High Anglican) and all, my trip to the hedonistic pleasures and fast paced urban life of Hell will be instantenous. If you see me in Hell, I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom.


I thought you said you didn't want to become the property of an asian wife in one of your other topics.

"I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom."

Seriously, wtf?

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Posted 15 January 2007 - 12:01 PM

Maybe he mistook Hell for Nevada.

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Posted 15 January 2007 - 02:20 PM

lol Nevada is definatly as hot as hell!

But I like my family....even though they're all going to purgatory. Purgatory is the place to be. Hell is where they strap you up by your feet and whip you with red hot steel tipped whips.
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 03:25 PM

When I die, I want my soul to go to Hell. They have casinos, nightclubs, beer, and all the toughest and sexiest women go there when they die. After all, even people in the afterlife have sexual urges and needs and they don't want to go to some bland heaven to spend eternity with family members. I rather party with complete strangers at Lucifer's nightclub and gamble at the Casino Inferno. I could be at the blackjack table, and the next thing you know, some single Asian female comes up to me, takes me out on a date, and then has sex with me in my apartment. Right after a first date. Isn't Hell cool or what?

If Hell were a real city, it would be a combination of Toronto, Las Vegas, Niagara Falls (Ontario), and New York City.
If Heaven were a real city, it would be Mayfield, Ohio (as seen on Leave it to Beaver).

With my luck, I will die on July 8, 2060. With me being Protestant (High Anglican) and all, my trip to the hedonistic pleasures and fast paced urban life of Hell will be instantenous. If you see me in Hell, I will be married to a wealthy Japanese businessman's daughter, not hanging around some dumb clouds with Grandma Laura or my mom.


Oh my f***ing god. Quit watching South Park. And you will go to hell and have buttsex with Satan and Saddam Hussein.


Oh my f***ing god. Quit watching South Park.

no one really knows what hell and heaven is inside of course.
HELL is a bad place.

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Posted 15 January 2007 - 04:23 PM

The concept of hell was a place for sinners to go, not to commit more sins but to receive eternal punnishment. If hell does exist I doubt it will be as great as you think it is, and also it will not have anything that you can get enjoyment out of at all unless you like being in fear and pain for the rest of time.

Personaly I don't believe in a hell at all >.>
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 04:25 PM

Read Dante's Divine Comedy. Especially "The Inferno".

Why exactly do you think hell has this stuff? If you believe in hell you beilve in God. And God cast Lucifer into hell for trying to take over Heaven. Why would he give them the ability to make fun things?

You want all the stuff you named move to Vegas.
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 04:41 PM

Read Dante's Divine Comedy. Especially "The Inferno".

And God cast Lucifer into hell for trying to take over Heaven.

Depends on which Religion. I heard he didn't want to bow down to Adam.
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 06:09 PM

Wow. You know Ryan, I thought we got rid of you. I mean, you're quite obviously insane and the shit you have been making up borders on the level of Scientology.

Then I come back and you make this shit up? Jesus.

But since you're a Protestant, you should know this:

The term Hell, in a Christian context, refers to a place or state of existence after death in which the individual suffers the consequences of unrepented immoral actions in life.



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Posted 15 January 2007 - 11:20 PM

Hell is to punish you for your sins not to reward you by having a giant party and piss up. Seriously what you said is stupid like always.

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