25 replies to this topic

[Husky]

As you all can see why I havent been online in a while... well it was because I got arrested at school for stealing one extra slice of domino's vinegary pizza. So retarded... I was held in juvenile jail for about 30 days for theft on school property. But strangley enough the charges were dropped..

FaceBook chat proof lol:


Abegail
nuthin just askin. so u in northern allreadii.?


7:59pm


Me
yeup


7:59pm

Abegail
LOLS HOW WAS IT.?


8:00pm
Me
gay gay gay GAY


8:00pm

Abegail
LMFAO


8:03pm


Me
yo dey tried to arrest me just for taking an extra slice of pizza


8:03pm

Abegail
LOLS. YEPS. MY SIS TOLD ME. THERE WAS A POLICE, HELICOPTER, AND AN AMBULANCE IN THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. LMFAO

8:05pmAbegail is offline.

Edited by Husky, 27 August 2010 - 12:21 AM.

[Samil]

I actually got to say that law starts to get fucked up.How the hell can they arrest someone for a cooked triangle covered with salami, olives, ketchup and other crap?
I understand if you receive an amend, but God, held in JAIL? For a slice of pizza?

Next time you should try to eat it to hide the evidence.

[Nate10]

Personally I don't see why an apparent FB conversation makes this story valid.

[MrLlamaLlama]

Personally I don't see why an apparent FB conversation makes this story valid.

This.
Btw i won the lottery, see?


Me: Shit dude i won the lottery

Tarquin: HOLY SHIT RLY

Me: YAH!

[Ivan]

You still gotta work on that story some more bro.

[Damjan]

Edited by Sтεαм., 28 August 2010 - 09:00 AM.

[Djlatino]

Cool "Story".

[Husky]

Nice examples of my faildom

[Ivan]

Nice examples of my faildom

You did manage to convince one dude though.

[MK47]

Loooooool.

Also yeah, I got a caution for apparently spanning a branch off a tree like a month ago, which I didn't even do, it was already snapped off, lmfao xD

That's actually true btw.

[Nate10]

Loooooool.

Also yeah, I got a caution for apparently spanning a branch off a tree like a month ago, which I didn't even do, it was already snapped off, lmfao xD

That's actually true btw.

What does a 'caution' equal out to in terms of a punishment?

[MK47]

Tbh I don't even know. The guy said it was a caution and upon looking it up apparently you can't even give them to under 18's. When I denied it he told me I'd have to attend an interview under caution and I'd get a letter inviting me to it in about 2 weeks. It's been like a month and a half since then, so I'm kinda confused myself.

[Mike356]

Husky I thought you were supposed to get help for you addiction to having sex with pizza

[Miles Pedro Prower]

Husky I thought you were supposed to get help for you addiction to having sex with pizza

Agreed, he should go to a Pizza Rehab Clinic .

[Samil]

Nice examples of my faildom

You did manage to convince one dude though.

If you're talking about me, well not really

That FB chat didn't convince me at all, but couldn't really resist to say that. ;]
And seriously, as dumb the law can be, no one could get arrested for a pizza.

Edited by Samil, 05 September 2010 - 06:02 AM.

[Nate10]

Nice examples of my faildom

You did manage to convince one dude though.

If you're talking about me, well not really

That FB chat didn't convince me at all, but couldn't really resist to say that. ;]
And seriously, as dumb the law can be, no one could get arrested for a pizza.

Sureeeee.

Bold: Why not? What if someone came up to a pizza shop, and held the place up demanding pizza. Stealing is stealing. As for Husky's case though, yeah, no. Arresting him would be out of proportion.

@MK47 - I didn't understand that fully but I'll just smile and nod.

[MK47]

@MK47 - I didn't understand that fully but I'll just smile and nod.

LOL.

Okay, basically, some guy saw me take an already snapped off branch from a tree, he told some council worker I snapped it off, and then the council guy made me give him my name and address, and then said he was giving me a caution (which basically is a formal warning that goes on your record), "Do you accept or deny the criminal damage offence?" and I denied it. He said because I'd denied it I'd get a letter inviting my to an Interview Under Caution, which is basically when you sit in a small room and they record it and ask you what happened. They said I'd get the letter in two weeks but this was a month and a half ago.

[Samil]

Nice examples of my faildom

You did manage to convince one dude though.

If you're talking about me, well not really

That FB chat didn't convince me at all, but couldn't really resist to say that. ;]
And seriously, as dumb the law can be, no one could get arrested for a pizza.

Sureeeee.

Bold: Why not? What if someone came up to a pizza shop, and held the place up demanding pizza. Stealing is stealing. As for Husky's case though, yeah, no. Arresting him would be out of proportion.

@MK47 - I didn't understand that fully but I'll just smile and nod.

Size: Hmm, yeah forgot to add 'at school' in the end of my phrase. ;]

Edited by Samil, 05 September 2010 - 06:04 PM.

[Nate10]

@MK47 - I didn't understand that fully but I'll just smile and nod.

LOL.

Okay, basically, some guy saw me take an already snapped off branch from a tree, he told some council worker I snapped it off, and then the council guy made me give him my name and address, and then said he was giving me a caution (which basically is a formal warning that goes on your record), "Do you accept or deny the criminal damage offence?" and I denied it. He said because I'd denied it I'd get a letter inviting my to an Interview Under Caution, which is basically when you sit in a small room and they record it and ask you what happened. They said I'd get the letter in two weeks but this was a month and a half ago.

I doubt laws and etc. are the exact same throughout the world, but I'm not sure if that council worker was in his right jurisdiction to demand your full name and address. I'm not completely sure, but, where I'm from, I don't think that's legal. You have the right to remain silent, and that is a right when stopped by the law. This is some council worker, you could of just walked away.

[MrLlamaLlama]

Rofl at CSO's. (Community support officers, basically just some guys in rozzer uniforms to constitute some sort of law enforcement to barely cover up for the shortcomings of the actual police in showing a feasible presence on Britain's streets) Yeah those guys can't really do shit. They can take your name and address and put you under temporary arrest, but have no real ability to put you under full arrest and take you down the nick, they have to call in the proper feds for that. If they ask you any questions, you can just choose to not say anything, or something along the lines of 'Go catch real criminals'. It's just a formality they go through to get them used to pushing paperwork and doing shit by the book. Chances are on the way back to the motor they see some people in hoods, call the Daily Mail and forget all about it.

OT:

Onmy phone, the window bar top thingy vuts off the title, so it just says 'Husky arrested for stealing...' so yeah, puts shit into perspective. Basic lesson of right and wrong.