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[PORCODIO]

watch this
http://www.rockstarg...wnload/Gta2.zip

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Hey genius, next time try putting up a download I can actually use, mmkay?

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it works, big boy.

[Akuma]

What the gently caress? It's a 15mb file. The actual download is about 200+MB in size. Idiota.

PORCODIO frolicking noob read this:
If a baby can grunt (sure hell they can), can they talk? THIS IS NOT FAMILY GUY WITH 1 YEAR OLD TALKING BABIES.

Catalina is PURPOSELY calling CJ to laugh in his fuckin face because she dumped him for claude. HOW THE gently caress DOES SHE BE WITH CLAUDE AND CALL HIM AT THE SAME TIME.

Take him to the dungeon if anyone wishes, stupid PORCODIO.

[chris82]

You're right, but you're a little off-track. The reasoning behind the no speaking is because he is suppose to be you. YOUR thoughts, YOUR attitude, YOUR voice. Read the back of the boxart, he is always mentioned as YOU.

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that's why.
You can't even be sure that hes mute.
Also, in the video he talks.
And i repeat, if you are mute you cant emit even a fuckin grunt.
Maybe I'm stupid, but you are a yankee

si cazzo guarda ce lo vedo proprio un muto figlio di puttana che si mette a fare il criminale.

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Shut up shithead. Grunting and puffing are using the lungs to strongly exhale air at a rapid rate. The rapidly moving air going through the lungs and throat makes the sound of air escaping, and doesn't require use of the vocal organs. Study up, my stupid bitch. Also, he never spoke in the video. The closest thing he did to talking in that was nodding his head as he gave a person money for spraying his BMW. Go buy GTA3 for PC and fall off of the rocks at the car crusher. You'll see he makes air-exhales. You have to admit he is mute. In GTA3 he never says anything over the course of 73 missions. He didn't even say anything to someone on the payphone missions. He is mute, deal with it.

Also, all people listen up:

At the end of the video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas," Catalina, the dog who ditched you in GTA3, who you robbed banks with in SA, who is Ceasar Viapando's cousin, calls you on your cell phone whilst shagging Claude, a.k.a Fido, the same man who you played as in GTA, who also made a cameo apperance in GTASA, who never says one word in either game. Trust me when I say this and I am not implying anything, but as long as you don't have any severe mental disorders, it is possible to call someone and have sex at the same time. Work the magic with your left hand and dial and hold the phone in your right hand. I might just take you to the dungeon PORCODIO.


Oh, and something not retard related, I think Claude and Tommy have an equal chance in a fight, but Tommy is more of a bad ass.

[Ride_The_Lightning]

Tommy hands down. He is a mafia badass who was fucked over by his boss and sent to the slammer for fifteen years. He knocked off the biggest drug baron in Florida and took over the city, killing Sonny Forelli in the process.

[luke duke]

tommy is right hes my faviorte guy any guy who can drive is damn good for me.

[Spaz The Great]

watch this
http://www.rockstarg...wnload/Gta2.zip

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Hey genius, next time try putting up a download I can actually use, mmkay?

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it works, big boy.

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Right, that's why it was an unkown file type? And you're right, I am "Big Boy". Way bigger than you'll ever be.

[chris82]

watch this
http://www.rockstarg...wnload/Gta2.zip

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Hey genius, next time try putting up a download I can actually use, mmkay?

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it works, big boy.

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Right, that's why it was an unkown file type? And you're right, I am "Big Boy". Way bigger than you'll ever be.

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Pwn3d twice in one post! I guess PORCODIO will learn before posting. Also, another thing, as Spaz said in the Tommy or Carl topic, you can't base your vote for something about the character if it is a game specalty, a.k.a, muscle, number a different weapons, etc...

[ieatnoobs]

Tommy hands down.  He is a mafia badass who was fucked over by his boss and sent to the slammer for fifteen years.  He knocked off the biggest drug baron in Florida and took over the city, killing Sonny Forelli in the process.

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word

[Spaz The Great]

watch this
http://www.rockstarg...wnload/Gta2.zip

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Hey genius, next time try putting up a download I can actually use, mmkay?

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it works, big boy.

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Right, that's why it was an unkown file type? And you're right, I am "Big Boy". Way bigger than you'll ever be.

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Pwn3d twice in one post! I guess PORCODIO will learn before posting. Also, another thing, as Spaz said in the Tommy or Carl topic, you can't base your vote for something about the character if it is a game specalty, a.k.a, muscle, number a different weapons, etc...

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Yeah, because that's game physics, which has nothing to do with the character.

[Fugitive]

I think Tommy is the best because nobody mess with him and he is more badass, not a little dumb worker bitch like Fido. Mr. Vercetti want money, Fido want only revenge. And the revenge is the fool's weapon. That's only my opinion.
Look here:
Tommy "I want money"
Fido: "Die Catalina!"

[Fugitive]

...and I think the best it's CJ because:
Tommy ('80) In the game I think he is 30 years old...in year 2000 he is 50 years old
CJ ('90) In the game I think he is 30 years old...in year 2000 he is 40 years old
Fido('99) In the game I think he is 25 years old...in year 2000 he is 25 years.

And Tommy is an old gangster...Fido is a young bitch, and CJ is the powerfull ghetto boy.....(it's only my opinion)

[chris82]

...and I think the best it's CJ because:
Tommy ('80) In the game I think he is 30 years old...in year 2000 he is 50 years old
CJ ('90) In the game I think he is 30 years old...in year 2000 he is 40 years old
Fido('99) In the game I think he is 25 years old...in year 2000 he is 25 years.

And Tommy is an old gangster...Fido is a young bitch, and CJ is the powerfull ghetto boy.....(it's only my opinion) 

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What the hell? You are so stupid. First you Tommy is the best and then you say CJ is the best, and CJ doesn't count because it's FIDO or Tommy, even though some fucking idiots call him Fido, even though he is Claude. Also, you have no clue when the GTA games happened.

GTA Vice City happened in 1986. Tommy was 35 then so he'd be 54-55 today.
GTA: San Andreas was in 1992 and assuming CJ was 30 then, he'd be 43 today.
GTA3 was in 2001 and I'm guessing Claude was about 27 in that game, because of his cameo in SA, he had to be at least 18 then. Also, Claude from GTA3 was the same Claude from GTA2, which happened in Augest 2005, so today he'd be somewhere between 32-35.

Also, dolt, CJ is a pussy, taking shit from everybody like Ryder, who tells him he's just a liability. Tommy would never have taken that from anyone. Also, wouldn't you want revenge on some bitch who shoots you and leaves you to die in jail? Claude got power in Liberty his own way, so did Tommy. Tommy is the best character ever in any GTA, Claude is cool to, so's CJ, but TOMMY is the best. Learn your facts before you post, and do addition right.

[Spaz The Great]

...and I think the best it's CJ because:
Tommy ('80) In the game I think he is 30 years old...in year 2000 he is 50 years old
CJ ('90) In the game I think he is 30 years old...in year 2000 he is 40 years old
Fido('99) In the game I think he is 25 years old...in year 2000 he is 25 years.

And Tommy is an old gangster...Fido is a young bitch, and CJ is the powerfull ghetto boy.....(it's only my opinion) 

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What the hell? You are so stupid. First you Tommy is the best and then you say CJ is the best, and CJ doesn't count because it's FIDO or Tommy, even though some frolicking idiots call him Fido, even though he is Claude. Also, you have no clue when the GTA games happened.

GTA Vice City happened in 1986. Tommy was 35 then so he'd be 54-55 today.
GTA: San Andreas was in 1992 and assuming CJ was 30 then, he'd be 43 today.
GTA3 was in 2001 and I'm guessing Claude was about 27 in that game, because of his cameo in SA, he had to be at least 18 then. Also, Claude from GTA3 was the same Claude from GTA2, which happened in Augest 2005, so today he'd be somewhere between 32-35.

Also, dolt, CJ is a pussy, taking shit from everybody like Ryder, who tells him he's just a liability. Tommy would never have taken that from anyone. Also, wouldn't you want revenge on some bitch who shoots you and leaves you to die in jail? Claude got power in Liberty his own way, so did Tommy. Tommy is the best character ever in any GTA, Claude is cool to, so's CJ, but TOMMY is the best. Learn your facts before you post, and do addition right.

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PWN'D, mother bitches!

But I still like Claude the best, well, it's a tie, I guess.

[VladC]

The`re both heartless, which makes them great criminals. The`re both smart and cold. I don`t like the fact that Claude doesn`t speak, but come on, he can`t be goddamn mute! Equal chances, because they had equal achievements.

[Fugitive]

I'm not stupid Chris82.......and.......nothing...

[chris82]

Geez. You're a little late dude. Also, stupid people on these forums act like they know everything about GTA games and then post about it, only to get their ass handed to them is perspective. Look, I knew exactly about these facts when the games happened.
"Tommy is a 35-year-old punk..." is Rockstar's PR description of him for Vice City. Also, one of the missions in VC is called "Phen Phom '86" as in 1986, as in when the game was going on. AND is says it's 1986 in an opening Marco's Bistro sequence. For San Andreas it says 1992 in the opening video when he's at Francis Intl. Plus in your SF garage it says 1992. Finally for GTA3, it would be the current time if it didn't mention a specific year in the opening, wouldn't it? So GTA3 is in 2001, and the exact same guy from it is in 2005's GTA2. Another fact about I'm right when these games happened is Houser's recent OPSM2 UK interview about LCS, where he says GTA3 happened when it was released (2000,2001).

Finally, what's up with your post? "and..........nothing..." :/

[Scott.]

Tommy would kick Fidos ass Fidos a pussy.

[Franswurst]

Yep, Tommy would definitely win, Tommy is the more smarter, organized Crime Lord, Fido is still more of a running boy.

[Tatsumaru]

What Franswurst said

[tyler]

this is an odd topic but id say tommy because he has more weapons and more homies to back him up, and i agree with what chris82 said about everyone thinking they know everything about a game