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#21 MrLlamaLlama

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 05:34 PM

It can't be a reference to War of the Worlds, because the movie was released 2005 and the game 2004.


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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:11 PM

I've studied San Andreas mythology for 10 years.


It's only been out for 5 years, what were you studying for the 5 years before it was released?

Have you ever heard of a word, a little bit old, called, i don't know, a joke :hurrhurr: .And BTW San Andreas is featured in GTA 1 as a state.

Orson Wells will be turning in his grave, philistine.

I'm talking about the movie, helloooo.And i didn't read the book.BTW what does philistine mean?

By the way.What's weird with the cane? Well let me explain: In the game, there is a total number of 19 locations for a cane, hard to be seen from distance because the cane is very thin.The cane is a 'gift', but you can't give it to a girlfriend.Plus, Cris Formage says in a radio interview: 'Try something, touch my Cane'.

Well touch my cane can be reffered as touch mu d*ck.

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:16 PM

I've studied San Andreas mythology for 10 years.


It's only been out for 5 years, what were you studying for the 5 years before it was released?

Have you ever heard of a word, a little bit old, called, i don't know, a joke :hurrhurr: .And BTW San Andreas is featured in GTA 1 as a state.


No, but I heard someone on here saying something that didn't resemble a joke in the slightest.

Remember we're talking about the game GTA San Andreas here which has a state called San Andreas, not GTA 1, which has 3 cities, one of them called San Andreas, which doesn't even look anything like the state called San Andreas.

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:23 PM

Well Mr.Serious it ain't my fault it ain't fucking funny to you!

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:27 PM

It's not even funny, it's just you being a smart arse after you got ripped.

I suggest you remove whatever you called me in that language too.

EDIT: Actually no, here we go: "Чай пиещо говедо".

Just so everyone can see yano, incase you decide to remove it.

I wanna know what it is? Anyone PM me?

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:28 PM

Speak English Fool'.

And these myths are just bullshit, seriously. I don't even get why people follow this for, yes it may seem so believable, but I just find it a waste of time. Spending like 10 years on studying myths? You just wasted your life.
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 07:35 PM

Get's a bit unpleasant here... maybe let's focus on the game before we start killing each other, huh?

There is one thing that interests me: what about back'o'beyond? It used to be very famous, basically the first myth I've heard of. Is it just a place? Or there is something more about it? Cuz now I can't see anything about it...

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 11:41 AM

^ the shape of Flint County-Back 'o' Beyond resembles a woman sucking a dick. lol

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 08:14 PM

[quote]It can't be a reference to War of the Worlds, because the movie was released 2005 and the game 2004.[/quote]

I'm pretty sure the original Movie of the War of the Worlds was released before 2000, I'm sure I remember playing the game of it when I was about 6.

[quote] Get's a bit unpleasant here... maybe let's focus on the game before we start killing each other, huh?

There is one thing that interests me: what about back'o'beyond? It used to be very famous, basically the first myth I've heard of. Is it just a place? Or there is something more about it? Cuz now I can't see anything about it... [/qoute]

Back O' Beyond is mainly famous with Myth Hunters because it's designed to be a creepy place - with the WWII planes that crash whenever your alone, but no pilots are in the Cock-Pit. Or those wierd screams somtimes at night, the Ghost-Cars shaped like the ones from TTCM, and a verity of mods for the area.

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 08:17 PM

Actually yeah, I think there was a classic one, made agess ago, but I think the time it was set in changes as well as some other things.

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 08:50 PM

Oh...my god.


Seriously? War of the Worlds? 2000? Please, go get educated.

The War of the Worlds (1898), by Herbert George Wells, is an early science fiction novel, describing an invasion of late Victorian England by Martians using Tripod fighting machines, equipped with advanced weaponry. It is considered one of the most important foundation works of Science Fiction, and the seminal depiction of an alien invasion of Earth.


I'm lost for words.

And these myths are just bullshit, seriously. I don't even get why people follow this for, yes it may seem so believable, but I just find it a waste of time. Spending like 10 years on studying myths? You just wasted your life.


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Posted 02 April 2009 - 08:56 PM

I still think it's something cool. You may think it's bullshit, but since we actually found some of these myths true - why not to see if all of them are not true? Of course some of them are just made up shit, but be honest - weren't you surprised after finding mass grave?

Still looking for answers is something more than just looking - it's kinda adventure, entertainment. Search for truth not to find out - because then myth turns to be real, and there is no myth left. Myths are to electrify people, make them wonder - is that real? Without myths, GTASA wouldn't be that... cool, because you may still think, there is one nobody has ever found...

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 07:22 PM

I still think it's something cool. You may think it's bullshit, but since we actually found some of these myths true - why not to see if all of them are not true? Of course some of them are just made up shit, but be honest - weren't you surprised after finding mass grave?

Still looking for answers is something more than just looking - it's kinda adventure, entertainment. Search for truth not to find out - because then myth turns to be real, and there is no myth left. Myths are to electrify people, make them wonder - is that real? Without myths, GTASA wouldn't be that... cool, because you may still think, there is one nobody has ever found...


Without Myths, you believe San Andreas would be uncool?

lol

Listen to this, there are even more better things to do, such as modding, or playing either MTA or SA:MP, but myths are a waste of time like I said before. Yes, it's fun finding it out, in real life that is. But when you're doing it in a game which has said it doesn't have it, then what's the point?

And note, if anybody hasn't found it, it doesn't exist. Simples.
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Posted 03 April 2009 - 07:34 PM

There would be no magic... it would be just another, highly modded game. Maybe you are a cold bastard who just don't get it... I dunno ;-)

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 07:47 PM

I'm not no cold bastard as you said, I love GTA San Andreas, I do.

But the magic is already in it, that was the point in GTA SA, no? The modding just makes it even fun. Those who believe in this shit waste too much time imo. So tell me this then, why hasn't any of the myths like Bigfoot and Leatherface been uncovered? Because there's no such thing. Just some idiot trying to make you believe in something which has NEVER been included in this game from the start.

Heh, that ain't a cold bastard saying it, it's the cold hearted truth, I'm afraid.
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 04:10 AM

Spending like 10 years on studying myths? You just wasted your life.


That's the funny bit;)

I've studied San Andreas mythology for 10 years


You sound like Chris Formage answering Lazlow's questions.

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 09:11 AM

Look, TM... there are myths that have been found - suicide photographers (I know - bug), mass grave, bio-waste. Now there is no point in believing these old myths - we know they are not true. But wasn't it exciting trying to find them? Well, if it wasn't, there's no conversation then. But if you don't want to believe in myths or at least think about them sometimes, why do you come to this topic? Like an atheist visiting christian forums...

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 09:39 AM

You can't compare religion with myths from a game.

Here's my point of view of people who search for myths, a bunch of sad 13 year olds, sat on their computer at 3 in the morning, making up myths, then trying to find them.

We all know that it's bullshit, why would Rockstar bother putting in more shit than they already did? The things you guys talk about couldn't be myths, because Rockstar don't have the minds of a bunch of sad 13 year olds, who wanna see a cactus raping a lizard in the middle of the desert.

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 11:39 AM

I don't want to start up a fight, I just believe, in my opinion, that making these myths a real thing is just a waste of time. Whilst some people believe these myths and try to find them, some are obviously telling them these aren't true, and still people want to look for it. This ain't the real world, San Andreas is a simulation, or just a game if you wish to call it. Rockstar Games are the ones who created it, they did want to create a game based on the real world, but they seriously wouldn't go too far would they to make it "Too Real".

Obviously they created/programmed this game up, but when it comes to the myths, do you really believe they would do this? No they wouldn't. San Andreas has limits in it's gaming world, whereas with real life, there's unlimited possibilities, meaning myths in real life could end up becoming real, because it's the real world, you can't predict the future of the real world. Same goes for San Andreas, Rockstar games programmed it, and they haven't constantly kept programming it to add these myths and new stuff, that's a waste of time for them. They set limits for a reason, because it's a game, not the real world. And truthfully if you find it exciting to find myths, you are just wasting your belief on something that hasn't been programmed into this game at all.


Well, after all, if it makes it fun for you, that's fair enough. Really, it is. But when you realize there's nothing there in this, you've just believed in something which some 13 year old made up for the lulz. But not only that, you fell for something which was completely made up, not something that's actually in the game, something which is complete bull.

Now it's obviously up to you whether your belief system falls for this or not, but at the end of the day, you've just wasted your whole time in something which has been proven many times to be fake. If you want to continue in believing this, that's completely fine. I haven't got a problem with it whatsoever, but when you come to realization, you will see what I mean. This is completely my own opinion, so don't take it personal. It's all up to you then I guess to what you do about it.
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 12:42 PM

As you say, I don't want to argue with you anymore. I just like things which nobody knows whether are truth or not. Of course making them up is stupid, but still.




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