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Charger    1

I was at a music forum, when I spotted a Topic called "Do You believe in Pokemon?", and you just have to see what link was posted there that shocked me, it was:

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/inde...p?showtopic=383

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/inde...p?showtopic=422

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/inde...p?showtopic=394

Read it, my God.

I LOOOL,. After reading some of the post in that pokemon forum, you can see that some of those people have mental problems or maybe not, and it kinda sucks they are falling for this crap.

They even have a Youtube Video:

Its funny I'll tell you that, and then it just gets sad.

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Charger    1
That guy's sig is as big as the page.

But really, people of this world really need help unless he's like 10 or something.

Some are 19 and older, I could post the conversations they have on AIM/MSN...

Heres one of them:

AyeEmCee, is the one messing around with them:

AyeEmCee: OH MY GOD, COME QUICK PLEASE !

Evang1109: ...to where

AyeEmCee: THE POKEPORTAL ITS CLOSING PLEASE COME

Evang1109: omg tell the russians to stop!!!!!!!

Evang1109: some other pple were telling me about it

Evang1109: plz take pictures!!!!

AyeEmCee: DON'T WORRY, I TOOK SOME SCREENS FROM THE POKESATELLITE

AyeEmCee: http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...sikari/pok.jpg

Evang1109: :o iTs beutiful

Evang1109: i think i see a charizard!!!

AyeEmCee: Yes that is the nether regions of the volcanic areas. If you look closely you can see a snorlax on the top right

Evang1109: OMG I THINK I SEE IT

AyeEmCee: PLEASE COME AND HELP US THROUGH YOUR POKEDEX

Evang1109: i dont have a pokedex their not available here

AyeEmCee: OFCOURSE YOU DO ! I think the Nintendo company renamed the item a "DS" to try to hide their ability

AyeEmCee: Through your "DS", please take it apart, get the chip under the screen, and PLEASE put it in your computer hard drive

Evang1109: and what does that do???

AyeEmCee: Then get a cd-rom and put all the information your pokedex chip gives you in that cd

AyeEmCee: Take that CD and put it in a stereo, with a big bass system

AyeEmCee: The soundwaves will be incredible, turn up the volume until the speakers sound like they will blow out

AyeEmCee: once this happens, you will see a gaping hole infront of your speakers, due to the soundwaves of the chip

AyeEmCee: These soundwaves cause a wormhole and are able to break the sound barrier, causing a portal

AyeEmCee: Are you following my instructions, sir?!

Evang1109: YES YES I BROKE APART MY DS RIGHT NOW WHAT CHIP IS IT?!

AyeEmCee: rofl Nah i'm just fucking with ya. There aint no pokemon portal.

Evang1109 signed off at 6:36:53 PM.

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Jace    11

Dude, pokemon exist. I've got evidence. Leaked from the US government:

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Well, how do you explain that? Huh?

They exist alright. Every now and then seakings pop up and leave a devastating trail of their appearance. We are not alone.

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Charger    1

LOL, they think the Government is hiding them for Electricity, Water and even Weapons. They think the Russians are trying to take over the Pokemon world. Someone even reported a member for saying he would harm a Pokemon lol.

Its sad, very sad.

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Jace    11
What's 4chan anyways? I keep hearing about it.
It's a horrible horrible place. They post disgusting porn and stuff. That's what I heard.

Rofl

ugh....4chan.....

i used to be apart of th legion a month ago but there attitude drove me a

Half of the U.S.' food supply ALONE can feed two whole Earth's. (roughly 6.6 billion people).

That being said, since there is still a ton of land left to produce food from, 500 billion people is highly possible.

Then, even after that, there's the time when we will be able to synthesis food perfectly.way

I GET THE NAME OF ONE OF THERE STUPID JOKES WRONG AND THEY GO CRAZY

and they say were the idiots....

That'd be a newfag then.

No, it's simply that we have similar but divergent goals. While we are attempting to reach the Pokemon world, they are attempting to reach the Digital world (which doesn't exist).

The thought that there is a physical bridge between ours and the Pokemon world (if it does indeed exist) seems absolutely ludicrous. What sort of technology would be required to make an inter-universe gateway? How did we get to the other side to make an exit point in the first place? And it doesn’t make since that an Asian nation would be the first to do it based off of consistencies in culture.

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Finally, culturally, Japan doesn’t seem like the place that would be the first to create a portal. In the past, Asian countries (especially Japan) have had the tendency to improve on western technology, but without really coming up with the ideas themselves. For example, there is the bullet train. The train first originated in western countries, but Japan took the idea and improved on it until they had the Bullet Train, which is far better than any train in western nations. Another example is video games. We created Pong, the first arcade game. Japan created Nintendo. Notice a pattern? I would think a Western (or Slavic) nation would be the first to create a “portal” to the Pokemon world, but an Asian nation would be the one that increased the safety of travel, or improved on it in a different way.

The only way to the Pokemon world that I think is possible would be through meditation and mental focus. This, interestingly, is something that Asian nations traditionally have a better grasp on than Western nations.

oh my G you are such a n00b

obvi there is a portal you fool, how else does mew2 get back and forth to give nintendo ideas on how to make the games better and more realistic?

PWNED

mew2 is the admin of the forum or something. Shit.

Also, guy who calles others n00b doesn't know what 'a' 4chan is and what 'lawl' means.

People there think the world doesn't count more than 16 million people. More like 300 000.

Wikipedia says it's 6,7 billion. Reply:

Wikipedia can be edited, I think it might be vandals

And a huge LMFAO for this:

500 BILLION??? ninja.gif

i wonder if there will be enough pokémons for everyone... =/

Half of the U.S.' food supply ALONE can feed two whole Earth's. (roughly 6.6 billion people).

That being said, since there is still a ton of land left to produce food from, 500 billion people is highly possible.

Then, even after that, there's the time when we will be able to synthesis food perfectly.

And there is a god damned SHORTAGE!

Edit:

BRILLIANT!

Maybe if we find a way to make contact we could ask Rayquaza to stabilise our atmosphere, and prevent a runaway global warming disaster.

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Charger    1

I hate to spoil this, but its over. They are now saying this was a joke to make fun of the real Digimon Believers:

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/inde...view=getnewpost

Digimon site:

http://digiclipse.digi-pop.net/about

Plus the site got hacked an hour ago. But I do have this too say, I fucking LMAO today. :clapping:

Btw, there may have been some people who registered because they thought they found the forum to express their feelings about Pokemon lol.

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