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What have we learnt from San Andreas?


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#41 Garrison64

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 03:57 PM

I learned that I'm thankful the pilot who flys the plane I'm in is not doing it using an oversensitive joypad.

I also learned that life would be much different if I could drive into a spray paint shop and lose all police attention I had gathered from killing scores of people and blowing up several dozen vehicles with a rocket launcher.

I also learned that strippers actually wear clothing and there is no nudity even during a private lap dance that I paid $100 for.

#42 MadDude

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 01:36 PM

SA teached me not to trust jealous fags(RYDER) and fat people(SMOKE).

Edited by MadDude, 22 April 2008 - 01:37 PM.


#43 Claude4L

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 04:06 PM

what i learned

* Once you die, you won't respawn infront of a hospital
* You can't make your weapons/guns disappear and make them magically come back in your hand
* You cant't type cheats to get away from cops.
* Stealing a car ain't easy without guns.
* Not eating for atleast 30 days might get you killed frome starving.
* It's Illegal to highjack a plane while its on mid-air.
* You can't get into Area 51 and get a jetpack.

#44 TUN3R

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 05:48 PM

I learned how to use Photoshop modding SA. From the game itself... there isn't much to learn, just how to make a good game maybe lol.

#45 Masked Marauder

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 06:12 PM

I have learned that the people at Rockstar have the impression that...

... helicopters crash up, not down, so that they can shoot me a few more times.

... RPGs blow up cars instantly, but not helicopters.

... helicopters have magic weapons underneath that can shot in all directions, including straight up and straight down.

... parts from an exploding vehicle should magically float through the air until they land right in front of me, or on top of me, just so they can block my next shot- no matter where I am are standing.

... every cop in the entire region of San Andreas should ignore all other gangs and criminals- except me.

... computer controlled vehicles should be faster and handle much better than player controlled ones.

... the ice age carved land masses that go straight up and straight down.

... people that are out to kill me should shoot first, say something, then spawn right behind me.

... knocked down street lights should not land flat because they make convenient obstacles for me but dandy hiding places for cops.

... cop vehicles should keep cruising along until they run me over or at least knock me down, even though the driver is deader than dead.

... that my blood pressure is not nearly as high when I mod GTA games instead of playing them.

Edited by Masked Marauder, 05 May 2011 - 06:51 PM.


#46 Nubz

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 05:00 AM

With the release of San Andreas and it's massive map with a deep story line which encounter issues we experience in reality, what has GTA San Andreas taught you as a whole? Example, the way CJ dates his girlfriends could change the way you look at dating when you step outside your front door, into the real world, or, that drugs are a real problem and you need to watch out for them when by your own. Anything like that.

We "LEARNED" about your lack of understanding of grammar and spelling

#47 Miles Pedro Prower

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 01:37 PM

We "LEARNED" about your lack of understanding of grammar and spelling


Oh, come on, he wasn't THAT bad. I mean, he didn't have many errors, and didn't post with Caps Lock on xP.

#48 WarAngel

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 12:58 PM

I learned the following:
* It's really hard to get a nice car (once you've found one) back to your home. They just get smashed up or explode. :bashhead:
The pigs really aren't helping either. :thumbsdown:

* A dead body makes an amusing hood ornament. B)

* A brutha's got ta protect his 'hood.

If there's one thing i've learned from San Andreas, it's this:

Gaining a wanted level so high that the national guard are in pursuit of you is fun, and gives the opportunity to steal a tank and go on a murderous rampage Posted Image

Sounds like fun. :evil:

On of my favorite activities of the original is getting the uncontrollable urge to kill and then doing so until I'm dead
from running one to many road blocks or just Busted. :thumbsup:

#49 WarAngel

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Posted 01 August 2011 - 07:33 PM

* It's true what they say "Pimping ain't easy."
* Hoes and Johns = Supply and Demand

#50 WarAngel

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 06:37 AM

Hey the name "GTA" itself encourages you to steal cars!!


What else are other people's cars good for?

If you're not jacking them they're just in the way. ;)

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Posted 19 September 2011 - 10:03 AM

Hoes are good for a thing or two. But they'll never win any swimming contests.

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Posted 21 September 2011 - 02:29 AM

I learned that it was a 2005 game with a huge area lol

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Posted 21 September 2011 - 02:32 AM

And i better carry a gun when i would be driving my car on the streets :D




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