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Never say this to a cop


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NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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Kinda off topic but here's some advice ...

Never go with your family in your car 'cuz this might happen to you

So a guy drives with his family in their car ... The police pulls him over and tells him he'd get $100 because he was cought wearing a seat-belt whils other drivers weren't wearing it ...

Cop: Watcha' gonna' do with this money?

Driver:*burp* I'm gonna' buy my Drivers License ... *burp*

Drivers Wife: Mind him, officer he's drunk ...

*cop calls for backup*

Drivers dad, from the back-seat: I told you not to drive an stolen car !!!

*cop calls for more backup*

Driver's brother, getting out of the car's trunk: Have we crossed the border yet ? 'cuz it's damn hot in here ...

:lol: Yes, it's a Romanian joke ...

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