#1 - Silver Vibrator:
There is a Silver Vibrator located behind some Dumpsters in Bayside, North of
San Fierro. It blends in with the wall so look carefully.
#2 - Aldea Malvada, The Lost Pueblo:
This is the larger of two sets of Native American/Mexican ruins in the game.
They both relate to the biographical history of the area, most notably, the
tales of a cavalry unit that fell down a hole near Fort Pastor.
#3 - Cock Rock:
Although seen in various Western movies, this is one particular stone column
that would have made John Wayne blush. Known as 'Cock Rock' by game players,
this column, when viewed from a certain angle, looks exactly like a male
member. Other phallic symbols can be seen on both the Hotdog and Mr Whoopee
#4 - Buried Body Bags:
There is a pile of dead bodies in disposable bags located in El Castillo Del
Diablo, South West of the airstrip in the desert. Parked next to the mass
grave is a Bobcat, so whoever dumped the bodies, also left their car there.
This could be a way to dispose the bodies of intruders into nearby Area 69
although it could refer to a real-life murderer.
#5 - Millie's Gimp Desires:
Simply pose as a gimp when you arrive at Millie's for a date and she will
immediately bring you inside for sex. If only real dates were this easy!
#6 - Lemmings Easter Egg:
Although highly contended to be just a glitch, if you go here, you will see
pedestrians walking off the edge of the building then jumping. A nice little
Easter Egg considering Rockstar North created the Legendary Lemmings games
back when they were DMA. Note: This only works when you are in the alleyway.
#7 - Weddings and Weldings:
This garage is actually a bomb shop and combines the real life drive-thru
wedding services of Las Vegas with the convenience of getting your car
equipped with high explosives. Not exactly a shotgun wedding but it's a lot
#8 - V-Rock Hotel:
In Las Venturas, as a reference to both GTA Vice City and the Hard Rock Cafe,
one of the hotels is the V-Rock hotel. V-rock being one of the radio stations
in GTA Vice City where WCTR DJ Lazlow was employed.
#9 - Regular Tom Geyser:
This geyser is one of two places to find the photographing Pedestrian model.
As the geyser spurts skywards, the pedestrians clamour to take the best
#10 - Area 69:
The restricted area/no-fly zone is a spoof on the real life air-force base
Area 51. Rumoured for it's supposed involvement with Extra-terrestrial life
forms, this area is heavily armed against any intruders who decide to fly over.
#11 - Sex Shop:
This Adult Store is part of one of the later missions but is enterable at any
time. Inside are various funny signs and video cases, including references to
GTA Vice City's Candy Suxx. The main thing of note is the huge dildo power
tool. This is sadly unusable but is available in real life.
#12 - No Easter Egg Sign:
On top of the Gant Bridge in San Fierro, there is a secret message
saying 'There aren't any Easter Eggs up here. Go Away!'. Paradox anyone?
#13 - San Andreas Fault line:
Underwater on the ocean floor is a large crack that spans between San Fierro
and the other two islands. This refers to the real-life San Andreas fault line
that is the separation between the North American and Pacific continental
plates. Earthquake damage can be found in the form of both the ruined freeway
section next to the San Fierro freeway, and the ruined buildings behind CJ's
garage in San Fierro.
#14 - USS Numnutz:
What's long, hard and full of seamen? This docked submarine in San Fierro
with the funny name is. Further references can be made as to the sexuality of
sailors by having them docked in a representation of one of America's biggest
gay friendly cities, San Francisco.
#15 - Hopi Ruins:
This second set of ruins can be found on the cliff side across the road from
the cemetery building and look especially spooky at twilight.
#16 - Lil' Probe Inn:
This UFO based bar is a spoof on a real life bar called the Lil' Ale Inn in
Rachel, Nevada. The bar also contains the Mysterious Map, which is an
unexplained map of San Andreas that pinpoints certain locations in San
Andreas. It can be found at the very back of Lil' Probe Inn near the office
desk or in Toreno's cabin. If you investigate more you will find many of the
locations have landmarks that have references to the local history. An example
is the Las Venturas stadium where a lot of hippies died in the sixties after
choking on toads.
#17 - Unmarked Pay 'n' Spray:
As one of the many glitches in the game, Rockstar left this Pay 'n' Spray in
the game but didn't put it on the map.
#18 - Bridge Facts:
There is a sign with technical facts about the northernmost San Fierro bridge
(Gant Bridge), next to Katie Zahn's favourite diner, along with a hunk of
Cable used on the Bridge with a information sign next that.
#19 - Michelle's tools:
Go to upper San Fierro into Michelle's Garage and look inside with the Camera
at her utility bench on your left. You will see she has very nice collection
of different types and sizes of sexual pleasure tools. Michelle's garage also
features the Kruton 9000. This is a computer that has appeared in the latest
3 GTA instalments. In GTA3 it can be seen inside Joey's Garage and within
Sunshine Auto's in Vice City.
#20 - The Fort Carson Tunnel:
This tunnel can be found next to the ocean, to the west of Fort Carson. It is
nothing special apart from the fact that it contains a wanted star, thus
making it the perfect place to hide from the police. It may be a reference to
the cavalry troops that fell down a large hole near Fort Carson in the
Nineteenth century but this link is very loose. It also holds the title of the
only natural underground formation in the San Andreas game world.
#21 - Sky Door:
A long way above the clucking bell in Fort Carson, there is a yellow entrance
marker, as seen in the game by an enterable building. Some say that this is an
entrance marker to get to Liberty City but as it would be impossible to get
in, no one will ever know! Reports have come in as to weird things happening
when people use the Unlimited Jetpack Height cheat and go up to the marker.
#22 - Cameo Poker cards:
The picture cards on the Video Poker machines in the casinos are pictures of
people from the past two GTA games.
#23 - Tall Pointy Building:
Go to San Fierro and look for the tallest Sky Scraper there. You can take the
southern entrance to the top of the building. There is a parachute here for
base-jumping. At each side of the building are several humorous signs.
#24 - Zombotech:
Go to San Fierro and located further up north from the Doherty Garage on your
right is the Zombotech Sky tower. Go inside and look about, it is surely going
to bring back memories of Resident Evil, both the game and the film. Also
inside is a very nice-looking double helix statue.
#25 - CK Building:
At night, one of the taller skyscrapers in Los Santos's window's light up in
the shape of 'C' on one side and 'K' on another. The relevance of this is
still unknown so if you have an idea, then please let The Bunnies know.
#26 - Bio waste Well:
Go to Montgomery located just above Los Santos and go behind the OTB (Off
Track Betting) buildings. Hidden behind it is a closed up Well surrounded by
a fence with Biohazard signs on it. Just across the road is the Sprunk
factory, meaning that Sprunk is actually using a contaminated water source.
This appears to be a dig at Coca-Cola, who was forced to take their bottled
water off the shelves recently, due to its potential carcinogenic effects.
#27 - R.I.P Opposition 1997-2004:
Go to the War Memorial located in the Hippy Districts of San Fierro near Hippy
Shopper and enter the War Memorial. Go to the top to see the Gravestone that
says 'R.I.P Opposition 1997-2004' in relation to rival gaming companies.
#28 - Hippy Shopper:
In Los Santos, there is a store that seems to sell some sort of organic
produce. It is called The Hippy Shopper, a reference to the real-life shop
chain, Happy Shopper.
#29 - Rockstar Action Figures:
Go inside Zero's RC Shop in San Fierro and have a look at the shelves. They
have boxes of Lance Vance, Tommy Vercetti and James Earl Cash (the lead from
Rockstar's Manhunt game) action figures. Zero's store also contains boxes for
RC versions of the Hydras, NRG 500s and Rhino's.
#30 - Cobra Marital Arts:
Have a look at the name of the gym in San Fierro and prepare for a double
Easter egg blow. Not only does the name 'Cobra' refer to the evil Cobra Club
in the Karate Kid films, but it also says Marital Arts rather than Martial
#31 - Shady Industries:
In South-Eastern Los Santos, there is a building that reads "Shady
Industries". This refers to Eminem as the original of this exact building can
be seen in one of his videos.
#32 - Valentino Rossi #46:
If you look at the racing number on the NRG 500, most of the time it's 46.
This is homage to the renowned Moto GP racer Valentino Rossi.
#33 - Magnetic Crane:
Go to the Easter Basin Docks located in San Fierro and park a car near the
magnetic crane and hop into it. Now attach the magnet to the vehicle and then
hop out and get into your vehicle again. Have fun! Also, if you export a car
out of the docks, it usually has a custom number plate of some sort. One of
these being 'EA Sucks', a possible reference to Electronic Arts.
#34 - Enterable Liquor Store:
In Blueberry there is an enterable liquor store. You can enter from the back
alley entrance or through the front door. Mind you, there isn't anything in
there to do.
#35 - Locals Only Shop:
There is a shop in Blueberry with a sign above it stating 'Locals Only!', a
reference to the Local Shop for Local People in the BBC comedy, The League Of
Gentlemen. However, it could also highlight the inherent racism in the
southern 'hick' states of America, with the sign also saying 'Your type is not
welcome here. Go away!'.
#36 - Avery Construction:
On some building sites such as the one in Blueberry there is a blue sign
saying "Avery Construction". This is referring to Avery Carrington from Vice
City whom was a construction colonist. An image of Avery can be seen in the
form of a neon sign on the Old Strip in Las Venturas, spoofing the Marlboro
Cowboy in Las Vegas.
#37 - Catalina's Ex-boyfriends:
Next to the Catalina's cabin on Fern Ridge is a spade weapon pick-up. Next to
this are two shallow graves. Evidence of Catalina's shady past?
#38 - Rusty Wheelchair:
There is a jetty sticking out above Fisher's Lagoon. At the end of this jetty
is a rusty wheelchair. The occupant is not to be found; yet this may relate to
the empty barrels that have been beached on the shoreline of the lagoon.
#39 - Vice City Box Art:
There are 5 huge round silos south of San Fierro and just north of Mt.
Chiliad. The buildings to the west of them have low-resolution images of the
Vice City box art on the building walls.
#40 - Nazca symbols:
North of the spawn point for the Ghost Cars in the Back O' Beyond, on the side
of a cliff face a strange symbol can be seen. Much like the famous Nazca
Lines, this symbol looks very old but could only have been created by modern
technology. Explanations for this sign are still unknown.
#41 - DRIV3R Video Game:
In the mission where you need to steal Madd Dogg's rhyme book from his
mansion, the mission cut scene has one of Dogg's guards playing a game on a
couch and saying how the game character 'Tanner' (the name of the character
from the Driver series) runs like his bowels have released and that he sucks
ass and that the game producers Refractions (Reflections) made a crappy hyped
#42 - Northstar Rock:
An obvious one but it's there none the less. There is an area of Los Santos,
in the North East of the island, which is called North Rock, a reference to
Rockstar North, one of the companies that produced the game.
#43 - Suicidal Photographer:
Enter the Trailer park around the Los Santos Inlet and face east towards Los
Santos in the centre of the park and a person should spawn on the side of the
road near the water on your right. Go up to them and you will see they are
taking snapshots of Los Santos. After a while they will put the camera away
and slowly walk into the water and drown themselves.
#44 - Candy Suxx Billboard:
In another reference to the well-known porn starlet, a large billboard is in
Los Santos depicting the starlet in all her glory.
#45 - Spike's Crypt:
Go to the Los Santos Graveyard where CJ's mom was buried and look in the
crypt. You will see a TV, an armchair and some pizza boxes. This is a
reference to Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer whom had a similar set-up in
#46 - Ghost Graffiti:
Go to the Los Santos graveyard between 20:00 and 6:00 and look at the walls
and you will see several 'ghost tags' on the walls. During the day the tags
disappear and are nowhere to be seen. Spooky. Ironically, one of the tags
says 'Families 4 Life'.
#47 - Los Santos' Tallest Building:
For any early starters who wish to indulge in a bit of base-jumping, then head
on over to the largest building in Los Santos. Just find the entrance at the
bottom of the building and you will be spawned at the top, where a parachute
#48 - Jefferson Save Icon:
Another glitch it appears. In the Jefferson motel, one of the rooms has a
skylight in the roof. In this skylight, you can see a save icon drifting
halfway through the skylight. Also in this motel, in the mission 'Reuniting
the Families' when inside the hotel, follow the hooker into the apartment
room. Walk up to her and it will trigger a cut scene where she sees you are
hurt and you and her start smooching for a while, in the interim you obtain
full health. This can be done several times during certain parts of the
#49 - Not Welcome Mat:
As you enter Big Smokes Crack Palace towards the end of the game, take a look
at his doormat. It features the Rockstar North logo and states 'Not Welcome'.
#50 - Colonel Furberger's:
This house is the one you enter for the mission 'Home Invasion'. The house is
full of military memorabilia, most notably, the large camo-net that hangs from
the ceiling in the front room.
#51 - Purple Double Ender:
Go into the shower room of any of the police stations located around Los
Santos to see a long double-ended purple dildo. You can use it as a weapon or
give it as a special gift to your girlfriend.
#52 - Police Brutality:
Go to an Impound Lot such as behind the Police HQ in Los Santos and sometimes
you will see 2 police 'interrogating' a pedestrian. This entails the cops
beating the living snot out of the pedestrian. This is a reference to the
Rodney King beatings, which was one of the key factors leading up to the LA
#53 - Self-abuse Statue:
If you re-enter the plaza in Los Santos in which you rescue Big Smoke from the
Russians, you can have a look at the statues without risking being shot. The
central statue is pleasuring himself, whilst the surrounding statues look on
#54 - Jackson 5:
If you take a walk over to Reese's Barbershop in Idlewood, LS, have a look at
the photographs of models on the wall. Reese's most famous customers perhaps?
#55 - Taste Of Come:
After crashing through the billboard in the mission 'Reuniting The Families'
take a look at what it now says and prepare yourself for even more chuckles.
#56 - Vice City Hidden Package:
Opposite the Watts towers in Los Santos in Ganton there is a small orange Tiki
shop with a huge statue of the cocaine filled Tiki statue, which resembles the
Hidden Packages in Vice City.
#57 - Lemmings Pole:
Much like the Lemmings Egg in Las Venturas there is also a telegraph pole in
Los Santos that does this. There is a clucking Bell just north of Grove
Street. On the west side of the Clucking Bell's car park is the telegraph
pole. The pedestrians spawn halfway in the pole and then fall from the top to
#58 - Breakable Bridge:
There is a section on the bridge above Grove Street that breaks in one of the
end missions. This section can be broken before the actual event happens. The
section is one of the Eastern sections in the middle of the bridge.
#59 - CJ's Mom's House:
This is the Johnson family home and family photos can be seen around the
living room. The games console plugged into the television can be played,
although it is the same as the games played in bars and shops around the game
world. Rumours of the ghost of CJ's mother are completely false so anyone
waiting for a glimpse of her will be wasting their time.
#60 - Dammed Lake:
In the Back O' Beyond is a brown lake that has been dammed off from the river.
If you get on the nearby quad bike and drive it slightly into the water,
rather than seeing the shape of the quad under the water, it is invisible.
This happens with any vehicle. Next to this lake is a rock that, along with
the surrounding ground, appears to glow at night. Both of these can be counted
as glitches but are fun to investigate none the less.
#61 - Ghost Glendale:
In the Back O' Beyond, by the two horseshoe shaped hills, a scratched up
Glendale often spawns right in front of you and starts coasting down the slope
as if it was possessed. However, it isn't. It is basically to provide
transport for you so you don't have to run if you find yourself in the middle
of nowhere. The reason it 'drives' is due to the spawn point being above the
When it spawns, it drops and the impact makes it move forward, down the hill.
Many rumours are abound as to what made the scratches and dents on the
vehicle, as it is impossible to do that damage to a Glendale yourself.
Basically, there are two types of Glendale, the normal and the wrecked
version. The dents and scratches are there to highlight that the car is
damaged, and thus why it is abandoned. This occurs with several other types
of car as well, in various locations around San Andreas.
#62 - Get Cesar's Savannah:
After you finish the 'High Stakes, Low-Rider' Mission in Los Santos (whether
or not you failed it), Cesar and his bullet-proof Savannah will remain at the
finish line, with the doors locked. Push the car to one of your garages then
close the garage door then open it again, the Bullet-proof Savannah is now
yours and the doors will now be unlocked ready for you to hop in.
#63 - Observatory:
There is an observatory on the top of Verdant Bluffs in south Los Santos.
This is a real life observatory in Los Angeles where the climax of the film
Rebel Without a Cause was filmed. It is also one of the highest points in L.A.
and has a view of the famous Hollywood sign. What is also noteworthy is that
this is one of the only areas in the game that you can see the following
pedestrian models: The Jogging Ped, complete with jogging outfit. And the
Cyclist Ped, complete with shorts and helmet.
#64 - True Grime:
At the Unity Train Station in Los Santos, there is a billboard that shows a
bin man dumping rubbish saying 'True Grimes: Street Cleaner'. This refers to
the GTA style game True Crime: Streets of LA, which was a load of rubbish.
#65 - Jesus Saves:
In Los Santos there is wall art of Mary and an angel that says 'Jesus Saves'.
If you remember, in GTA2, the buildings where you saved said the exact same
#66 - Vice City Maps:
Go outside the Cluckin' bell in Angel Pine and directly across the street are
3 lined up trashcans. 2 of them have open tops, knock them over and look
inside and you will see a bunch of maps of Vice City.
PS: srry if its so big
Edited by wheelman101, 25 August 2006 - 04:39 PM.