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[Freestyle185]

i love these kind of jokes! Its Just for fun so no comments in spite

Rules
# Yo mama is so fat
# Yo mama is so stupid
# Yo mama is so greasy
# Yo mama is so skinny
# Yo mama is so lazy
# Yo mama is so poor
# Yo mama is so tall
# Yo mama is so bald
# Yo mama is so hairy
# Yo mama is so dark
# Yo mama is so short
# Yo mama is so nasty
# Yo mama is so ugly
# Yo mama is so old
# Yo mama is so dirty

ONLY

Sooo have fun

Ill start.
Yo mommas so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Edited by Freestyle185, 19 August 2007 - 09:09 PM.

[Gycu]

Yo momma's so fat than when she jumpes in the Grand Canion she'll get stuck

[Red_91]

Your momma's so fat that she needs a piant roller to put here lipstck on.

[Freestyle185]

^ lol, Yo mommas so fat her shirt sizes come in three sizes, large, extra large and... OMG its coming

Edited by Freestyle185, 19 August 2007 - 07:43 PM.

[Gycu]

Yo momma's so fat that when she tries to calculate her weight the " We don't weight nations" message appears ...

[Urbanoutlaw]

Your mamma's so fat the Dept of Motor Vehicles says she needs tonnage (heavy truck) plates!

[Jace]

Yo Momma's so fat, she cant get moved even by a cargo plane.

[Freestyle185]

Yo mommas so old her birth certificate says "expired" lol

[Urbanoutlaw]

Your mamma's so old her social security number is "4".

[Silberio]

Yo momma is so stupid she cant read this.

[Urbanoutlaw]

Your mamma's so fat when she backs up she goes "BEEP BEEP BEEP"!

Then she went to Silberio's house & ate all the cabbage! (hey Sil)

Gotta roll. later.

[Silberio]

(Govno, what am I gonna burn...Das Vidanja, comrade)

Now, back on topic:

Yo momma is so fat, she's clothes are 'Universe-Size'.

[Red_91]

Your momma's so fat she put Mcdonalds to shame.

[Silberio]

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets photographed, the photografer (I dont know what the hell the word is, so whatever) doesnt know if she is the background.

[Freestyle185]

Yo mamma's so ugly her boyfriend took her out on a seafood dinner and never called again mwuhahaahahahahahahahahahahaaa

Edited by Freestyle185, 19 August 2007 - 08:26 PM.

[ZEI]

yo momma so stupid she got locked-in in a grocery store and starved

[Jace]

Your momma is so stupid, she can't tell the difference between cereal and a dildo.

[ZEI]

here's a good one...yo momma so stupid she tripped over her shadow...

[Silberio]

Lawl

Yo momma is so stupid, she walks the way...Yeah, whatever.

[Andrew91]

You mother is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes...

Edited by Andrew91, 19 August 2007 - 08:41 PM.