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#1 Chris

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Posted 05 December 2004 - 05:04 PM

What are your favourite funny quotes you've heard in the game, there are loads of ped comments and stuff that CJ says.

A good one is the second time CJ says "Does the Pope shit in the woods?
and Cesar replies with "I don't know holmes, why do you keep asking me that?What the pope does is his business"
lol :lol:

Also on Radio X, Sage says:
"Sage, thats my real name, if you dont believe me you can go fuck yourself" :yup:

Oh and a comment from a ped on CJ's hygeine problem:
"Do you shower in shit"

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#2 xxR3Xxx

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Posted 06 December 2004 - 12:44 PM

sup im new here, but i would have to say the funniest one ive ever heard was some guy asks "Do you shower and doodoo?" lol ;)

#3 glitch

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Posted 06 December 2004 - 12:45 PM

my fav is

"have you ever done a cat up the ass?"
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#4 Chris

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Posted 06 December 2004 - 04:18 PM

lol that ones good too

also when that Pakistani fellow farts in front of you (if you just leave it on for a while and do nothing) he goes: "oh my god I am so sorry"
its just funny in his accent though

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Posted 06 December 2004 - 05:14 PM

when he farts he say something like : my wife owuld kill me in bed, or summin like that.

#6 TOMMY B

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Posted 09 December 2004 - 07:44 PM

During the end mission where you have to take over two Idlewood territories, I gathered up a gang of about seven OGFs, plus CJ and Sweet, and walked them to Idlewood (I figured it'd be easier than trying to drive that many there). On the way, we crossed an intersection where some car screeched to a halt by us, and the driver said "You're like my a$$hole: always holding S**t up!" I was laughing so hard, I got killed in Idlewood.

#7 chris82

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Posted 10 December 2004 - 12:03 AM

My favorite is when you go up to a ho, and reply negitavly, he says many funny things. My favorite is: "I would, but I have some self respect."

I also like when Sage says something like "OK, it's time to chop some heads-we're gonna start with that bitch from the record store."

KDST Radiohead
"If the cops can't catch you, you must be on... THE DUST"

Fear it? Do it commercial:
"I was having these REALLY HORRIFIC thoughts. I wanted to sleep with my mom. Now that I have, I don't want to anymore."

And... last but not least, some commercial:
"Mom, Tim broke the vodka bottle on your night stand! ...Chris did it! ...You little ####s, I'll kill you both!

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#8 Chris

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Posted 10 December 2004 - 03:13 PM

if you get really fat some prossie will say
"your titties are bigger than mine"

#9 Spaz The Great

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Posted 17 December 2004 - 05:55 AM

On the commercial about fear I like the lady who says she was afarid of her kids getting hurt. "So I stabbed them, didn't hurt me that much."

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Posted 24 December 2004 - 03:47 AM

"ive been to all the public bathrooms in the city or sumthin like that lol i dunno its just funny
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#11 ThE_G@m£

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Posted 24 December 2004 - 11:02 AM

when you try and hook up with the girlfriend that likes fat guys, she rejects you(if you've got full muscle) and says ' what did you have for breakfast? steroids? ' :lolbounce:
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Posted 25 December 2004 - 04:07 AM

Hi I'm New... My Favorite Quote is when a ped farts and say's "Ooohhh..My Ass is talkin"
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#13 kkkg

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Posted 09 January 2005 - 09:26 AM

i heard a ped say

hey did you see those body bags up north

(Second Ped)holly shi :!: i think i just took one

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Posted 09 January 2005 - 05:34 PM

"[farts] There's more where that came from"

I've only heard that one in angel pline though.

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:56 AM

well my is when cj crashes to a car he shouts "Did you steal your license?!" and "What kind of lincense do you have?A fishing license?!" xDD :hurrhurr: :hurrhurr:

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 10:54 AM

Some country girl: You sure have big muscles.
Carl Johnson: Thanks, I look good. But I'm an asshole.

And...

Hobo: When I find that Chihuahua I'll kill it.

That slaps me on the knee.

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 02:21 PM

I started playing San Andreas yesterday. :thumbsup: So far I found one from a radio comercial.

"The world's bi-polar! So am I!"

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Posted 01 August 2011 - 07:27 PM

"Smoking kills, unless you kill first." "It's time to smoke the smokers."
"It's a revolution out there and frankly it's time to start chopping off some heads. I'd rather be dead than ignorant. Learn
from me. I know what I'm talking about."
-Sage

"It ain't work'n, beat it with a wrench."
- Random GTA: SA voice

"Ain't this what they mean by car pool?"
- CJ while car jacking in the rain
"Now I got to steal another car."
- The guy who just got car jacked

"Can't you see I'm busy be'n high!?"
- Some guy after bumping into him

"I realized after my third child I hate kids!"
-Radio comercial

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 01:05 PM

"You a professional moron? Or just a gifted amateur?"
- CJ

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 06:26 AM

* Hey you're gonna make me drop my drugs.
- Some guy getting car jacked




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