Sorry for the double post because I cant find the edit button on my first post.
In the mission "Robbing uncle Sam" when they arrived at the garage in Willowfield.
Ryder: "Man that shit was tight"
CJ: "Tight!?... Man the shit was shit"
Ryder: "You said you are down for the homies but all you do is complain"
In the mission "The Green Sabre"
CJ: I gonna warn Sweet"
CJ: "Damn it Sweet pick it up, pick it up!"
Sweet: "Hey wassup? You called me but i did'nt pick it up. leave a message after the.."
CJ: "shit shit shit!"
Best funniest quotes are Catalina's
"Who are these cowboy assholes?"
"Move your f*cking butt"
*Your pathetic driving is causing them to escape"
"I should cut your balls off"
While walking on the streets
Pedestrian talking to CJ: "Did someone died in your mouth?" lol
Pedestrian: "Steroids makes your dick look what!?"