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#90291 Pets in GTA

Posted by tommy vercetti guy on 17 November 2006 - 10:01 PM

R* was virtually supid in SA, no animals in the farms. Cows, chickens, sheeps, wtf?
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#374109 Figure it out

Posted by Kitsune Inferno on 08 March 2010 - 12:45 AM

I would like to take a crack at it. I may be wrong, but here's my guess:

Wasup guys? I've realized what an annoying little twat I am with all the useless topics I make and infuriating idiocy I emanate every single time I hit "Add Reply". To salvage what little dignity I deserve, I'm going to be an hero. Goodbye.


Yeah, I know this wasn't funny. I don't care.
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#2 Forum Rules

Posted by Chris on 15 February 2004 - 06:02 PM

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This thread holds all the rules of the forum. While we try to present ourselves as being a fairly laid back community, there are of course some explicit rules which are here to keep everything friendly and the forums running as smoothly as possible.
  • No Spamming - Pretty obvious, but don't make spam posts outside of the Fun & Games forum. This includes posts of just a few words, or not relating to the topic in any way, posts containing just smilies, or just random nonsense.
  • No Flaming - This includes insulting, racist, sexist or homophobic remarks, and outside of the Warzone forum this is not acceptable.
  • No pornography - We like to keep the forums relatively family friendly. Members found posting links to or any pornographic media will be dealt with accordingly
  • No warez - Discussion about illegally obtaining copyrighted material is strictly forbidden
  • No Multiple Accounts - Unless you have a legit reason for creating another account, you should not be using more than one to post here. Members found using multiple accounts will be disposed of.
  • No Advertising - Do not make topics/posts to advertise your website, or worse, advertise by PM'ing other members. Links in your sig are fine.
  • No impersonation - Impersonating people such as R* employees, or trying to disguise yourself as another member is not allowed.
  • No staff backchatting or ordering - Don't order staff around with orders like "close this topic" or "delete this post please" - The staff already know how to deal with this and will take care of it. Also, if a moderator/admin tells you to, remove your oversized signature, for example, then you must do so, don't argue with them. Staff have authority. You don't.
Guidelines

Keep on topic - Try to keep on topic at all times, when you go off topic (OT) it makes other people go OT too and then we get a topic full of posts unrelated to the OP's (original poster).

Signature And Avatar Rules
An avatar is a little picture you can have beneath your user name when you post a message. A signature is a message or picture that will be automatically added onto the end of each post you make

Max Signature Size:
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If your signature is larger than the specified you will be notified by a mod and be given 24 hours to change it. If it is still unchaged after 24 hours it will be removed and a message left in place of it.


Breaking any of the rules set out here will result in administrative or moderative action being taken on your and/or your posts. Generally your topic will be locked or deleted, and you will be warned for repeated offences. Depending on the severity of offence and habitualness of them, you may receive a suspension or a permanent ban. We reserve the right to remove you from the forums without giving any prior warning.

You should of course follow basic 'netiquette' when posting on these forums. i.e. you shouldn't be posting in AIM/MSN speak or whatever. Just type natural English with good spelling and grammar, and remember we are an international forum, so not everyone speaks English as their first language and may have trouble understanding you. If you're new to forums in general, it's probably best you lurk for a while, just to get a feel for how things are done, before you start posting yourself.

Using the search feature should be your first action when you're looking for a quick answer to a question you have, or browsing the first few pages of the related subforum. Do this before starting a new topic, as this will make sure we don't get forums full of duplicated topics.

A Note About Bumping Topics
If you've found a topic in which the posts were all made a long time ago, you should ask yourself this question before replying.
Is this topic useful and/or will other members appreciate me bringing this topic back up to the first page?
Now if the answer to this is yes, then you're fine so long as your reply is on topic and somewhat meaningful and/or insightful. There's no point bumping a topic and just saying "thanks for the info". If the answer is no, then there porbably isn't much point replying.
Bumping old topics which aren't on the first 2 pages of a forum without a worth reply will usually result in the locking of the topic, and/or your post being deleted. You'll be warned for repeat offences.


As long as you use a bit of common sense when using these forums you should get on just fine. We want the forum to be clean and fun, so abiding by these rules will help in the continual running of this place. So enjoy the forums and enjoy the community!

A more in depth guide for newbie members can be found here in the near future, which explains in more detail about terminology and other important things.

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#376468 how ie becomp adminnastortor

Posted by Chris on 17 June 2010 - 01:37 AM

Sure, I would fucking love to have a staff member whose username is anus that would be so epic. :D

To become an administrator, simply send an email to me with the following details:
  • First Name
  • Middle Name (if you have one)
  • Last Name
  • Mother's maiden name
  • Your NIN/SSN
  • Credit card number and CC2
  • Name of your first school
  • Name of your best childhood friend
  • Favourite teacher
  • Favourite colour
  • Pets names
  • Date of Birth
  • The full address of your current house
You don't have to give all of them, but the more you give the better your chance of becoming admin. We need all of these details to employ you.
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#370665 Restricted

Posted by Chris on 13 December 2009 - 04:16 PM

Wow that sucks. I'm glad I don't act like a dickhead on the forums, I'd be well upset if I had all those privileges taken away!
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#382384 Forum Upgrade

Posted by EvoLuTioN on 31 July 2011 - 07:29 PM

I will recode the old skin to work with this new layout but I have more important work to do before that.


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#375395 TELL YOUR NAME AND YOUR HABITS.

Posted by Chris on 01 May 2010 - 11:50 PM

MY NAME IS CHRIS AND I HAVE A HABIT OF BANNING PEOPLE FROM INDIA AND PAKISTAN WHO COME HERE AND TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS REALLY FUCKING ANGRY AT STUFF AND NEED TO SHOUT LOUDLY TO GET THE ATTENTION THEY SO CRAVE.

I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KICK THIS BAD HABIT BUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU KEEP COMING BACK. IT'S LIKE AN ADDICTION NOW. YOU FUCKERS :(



Seriously though you guys coming here from these countries need to grow the fuck up and stop acting like dicks. You're giving your people some really bad rep. We have a few decent Indian and Pakistani members here, please follow their example.
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#374058 FUNNY PIC

Posted by MrLlamaLlama on 06 March 2010 - 03:28 PM

You win 10 internets and + 3 inches to your e - penis. That's clearly what you're after, so you're welcome to them.
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#373318 Restricted

Posted by Gerard on 06 February 2010 - 02:16 AM

I don't think Raybob has a clue what's going on.

L-Ric is right - nobody has a "right" to be on this forum. It is provided by Chris for free, and subject to you following the rules. If Chris (or his staff) don't want to let you use the forum or all of its features, then we can do that.

You have completely ignored the rules and staff, so you have ignored the terms of your free use of this site. We've even tried to be nice by not banning you (which we could easily and legitimately do), giving you a second chance, and another chance. Yet you STILL complain that you don't have as many features as possible, and you want to Staff to go around cleaning up for you. So you want MORE from us for free whilst you continue to abuse the forum and ignore its staff? That's totally fair.

You've run out of chances. You have a grand total of zero remaining. Have a week's suspension. Now either STFU or GTFO.
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#301820 GTA San Andreas mysteries & myths !

Posted by Samil on 05 August 2008 - 05:51 AM

Ok I will put the mysteries list here:
1.UFO
2.Ghost car
3.Jaws
4.Mass grave
5.Loch ness monster
6.Ghost town figure
7.Mothman
8.Ghost vortex
9.Suicidal photographers
10.Shady Creek creature
11.Weird horn
12.Serial killer (trenchcoat guy)
13.Blue hell
14.The Cult farm
15.Epsilon cultists
16.Glowing grave
17.Scott Wilson's grave
18.Ghost grafitti
19.Mount Chiliad ghost car
20.Mt. Chiliad horror voices?
21.SPAZ guy
22.The cane
23.UFO map
24.Bigfoot?
25.Leatherface?
26.Pigsy?
27.Cris Formage
28.The Truth
29.CJ's Moms ghost
30.The ring girl
31.Vice City maps
32.Open grave
33.TV on grave
34.Cobra MARITAL arts
35.Bio waste well
36.Fort Carson tunnel
37.Phone booth?
38.Not welcome mat


If you have pics please post them.
If you know more mysteries/myths please post them. ;)
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#390016 Forum activity?

Posted by MrLlamaLlama on 10 September 2012 - 09:47 PM

Everyone who was active in the old days was roughly the same age. To be honest, I reckon everyone just sorta grew up a bit and had to deal with life. Chris and Gerard got jobs, Spaz achieved spiritual enlightenment and ascended to a higher state of being, Sky got married ( :o) Urbanoutlaw probably got on his Harley and went on an actual rampage (nothing personal if you ever get round to reading this dude, just.. dat beard.) The likes of Noru, Jace, Red Devil, TNF, JayD, whoever Scott is (only know him via facebook now) edit: oh lol you posted above, sup dude? went to uni. Even the crazy people who turned up to troll occasionally dropped off the face of the earth. (Old staff / elites? who was the guy obsessed with Nascar? And the guy who was gonna like give up TV and shit? I lol'd) Dom's working on other projects and is kinda around. Ivan, Ciaran, Pilk, GTADON, Spidervice and WRX22B... Yellowjacket, OGTAM idk what happened with them. I know at least one of them's alive.

We had a freakin' sweet community at one point. There were sour spots, back when the flame pit (idk what it was called) existed. But it was mainly everyone vs spaz and he never threw his toys out the pram about it . Harwood got banned which was probably pretty harmful to activity since he had some strong friendships but I honestly can't remember why that happened so I can't say for sure.

Feels good to reminisce, and as much as I'd love this community to elevate back to where it was, and think it still could, the general standard of internet personality / behaviour is far lower than it was in the day.
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#389304 Why You Shouldn't Believe the Recent GTA V Rumours

Posted by Chris on 04 June 2012 - 05:31 PM

Making the rounds in the news today and this past week have been stories regarding the supposed release date of GTA V, following the leak of a Rockstar North employee's CV. Understandably this spread like wildfire after the CV revealed GTA V's release date to be October 2012. Why is this a problem? Well, the CV isn't real. We've heard from an actual Rockstar source that it's a falsified document. And upon further investigation this appears to check out. The "leak" appears to originate from a so-called "fansite", which consists mostly of completely made up information on GTA V.

The site in question is GTA-V5.com, owned and operated by one Dan Neil. Before moving to this domain, Neil had previously written at least two articles on his blogspot site consisting of fake information and claimed it was leaked from Take-Two [1] and [2]. We should point out that Neil's blogs are plastered with advertising, including promises of a free copy of GTA V, alongside other questionable affiliate based adverts from a UK company called JeebiesFreebie.com, which we would advise you all to stay away from; we don't think you'll be getting any free games. Update: Another site, GTA5videos.com, may also be responsible for some of the rumours being created.

Creating a CV containing non-public information and using a real employee's name and details is a downright stupid idea. This could easily land the employee in hot water with Rockstar, who at the time of the leak, may not be aware it's not actually real.

Unfortunately given the nature of this information, a number of major gaming news outlets picked it up causing it to spread even more. Rather amusingly, Neil also reported on his blog that Rockstar Games took down GTANet, the largest GTA fansite, following the leak being posted on GTAForums. It is laughable that anyone would believe this - Rockstar would never take down legitimate GTA fansites, especially not those they officially recognise and invite to events. The real reason the network was down was simply due to some issues that occurred from a server migration, nothing more, and at the time of posting this, appears to be back online. The likes of OXM and MCV and indeed a number of other reputable networks don't seem to care much for journalistic integrity these days, and it seems that sadly they'll post anything any random newly created blog gives them.

So folks, if you do see some rumours being posted that are reported to have been "leaked" from a Rockstar/T2 employee, please apply some critical thinking and look at who originated the leak. Hint: If it's from some ad-filled blog, it's not going to be real.

And one final note, Take-Two are at E3 mainly for the new Borderlands game, not GTA V.
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#385954 TERRORIST are invading ENGLAND

Posted by Bear on 06 November 2011 - 05:23 PM

I'm guessing you are a BNP supporter? Well I take it very offensively when people go on a hate campaign against all immigrants. I am an immigrant and so is my Dad. He works, pays taxes and contributes to the country he lives in, why should he has less rights then someone who doesn't want to work all because they are English. I am at university to better myself and make myself a valued member of society. Yes illegal immigration is bad, but that doesn't automatically equal terrorist. My view is that anyone who wants to come here and work is welcome.
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#382962 San Andreas Now Available on Mac App Store

Posted by MrLlamaLlama on 04 September 2011 - 07:51 PM

I'd quite like to step in here and get a few things said:

@TUNA - If you have a problem with a certain member of the forum spamming, then kindly inform me of your concerns instead of following that same member around the forums with your nose up his ass jumping on everything he posts with tiring, cookie cutter remarks.

@MrGTA - If you believe another member is making your time spent on these forums less enjoyable, contact me outlining your concerns and we will do our utmost to take action upon those concerns. In the meantime, try not to retaliate or stoop to their level. Also: the post merge is just a moderator tool so that we can merge duplicate threads to help minimise clutter and confusion.


I know we're not especially active these days, but that doesn't mean we're any less vigilant. Just leave it the fuck out - simple as that.
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#373319 Restricted

Posted by Nate10 on 06 February 2010 - 02:21 AM

I just quickly read all the posts in this topic unaware of it before, and jesus christ. You people in the restricted group are all pissy for being in it? Then why are you posting here in this topic? That's the last thing I would be doing.

Are you so blatantly blind that instead of just accepting it and trying to be a better poster, you just rant about it here? If so, good luck not getting banned.
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#368911 Possible GTA V hint in EfLC manual?

Posted by Tipper on 30 October 2009 - 09:45 PM

Personally I think il could be Paris, let me explain why.

The shape looks a lot like the north-western part of France :

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Now look at this :

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This movie, New York I love you, is a sequel to the movie Paris Je t'aime :

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Look at the rewards, Toronto and Cannes 2006, it looks a lot like 'Official entrant LC Film Festival' :

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#218712 X MEN Signature

Posted by Pimple on 21 December 2007 - 03:27 AM

hey guys. im new to the forum. im a signature freak tho :P u love to make signatures.

heres my latest

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rate it
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#382180 Steam Sale: 71% off The Rockstar Collection

Posted by WRX22B1998 on 05 July 2011 - 10:04 AM

fixed


yeah you're right, i was never gonna buy it :hurrhurr:
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#374224 Sonys motion controller named

Posted by Chris on 12 March 2010 - 07:33 PM

Looks like a dildo. I will use it accordingly. :)
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#199349 Vice City Stories Gang Guide

Posted by Rashon. on 20 September 2007 - 01:22 AM

Vice City Stories Gang Guide

Leader- The leader of the gang
Weapons- The weapons the gang holds when in their turf on foot or in non-mission situations.
Mission Weapons- The weapons the gang holds during missions.
Turf- The gang’s natural turf. It’s where their vehicles can still be found after their Empires are gone.
Initial Empire Turf- It’s where the gang’s Empires can be found in the beginning of the Empire business. Gang members can also be seen outside or near their Empires.
Enemies- Gangs that shoot them on sight of have some kind of enemy signs during missions.
Gang Vehicle- The vehicle that the gang drives

Vance Crime Family
Leader: Victor Vance
Weapons: Baseball Bat, Pistol, Scorpion, Mac 10, AK-47
Turf: In front of every Empire owned by Vic.
Enemies: Bikers, Sharks, Cholos
Gang Vehicle: Admiral
Comments: This is Victor’s gang. The gang will wield Baseball Bats and Pistols if they are outside Protection Racket, Loan Shark, and Prostitution businesses only. When you’re Empire is set to High-Roller Robbery, Smuggling, or Drugs, then they will have Mac 10s and AK-47s. The division of the gang that has Baseball Bats and Pistols will rarely to occasionally ride Admirals near Empires. The Empires are unlocked after the mission To Victor, The Spoils.
Gang Members (Protection Racket, Loan Shark, Prostitution Branch)
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Gang Members (Drugs, Smuggling, Robbery Branch)
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Trailer Park Mafia
Leader: Marty Williams
Weapons: Baseball Bat, Pistol
Mission Weapons: Baseball Bat, Machete, Pistol, Micro SMG
Turf: Viceport, Little Havana
Initial Empire Turf: Viceport (1-3 Empires, Can’t Takeover)
Gang Vehicle: Admiral
Comments: This gang might hold the record for the least amount of missions in the storyline before getting wiped out. After the mission D.I.V.O.R.I.C.E, the Trailer Park Mafia is finished since Marty is gone.
Gang Members
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Cubans
Leader: Umberto Robina
Weapons: Fists, Pistol
Mission Weapons: Pistol, Micro SMG
Turf: Little Havana
Enemies: Cholos
Gang Vehicle: Cuban Hermes
Favorite Radio Station: Espantoso
Comments: Another name for the Cubans in Vice City Stories is the Los Cabrones. The name isn’t mentioned during the storyline, but in the multiplayer modes V.I.P. R.I.P. and Empire Takedown, it includes selecting your character to be the Cholos or Los Cabrones. Since the Cubans are allies to Vic and the Vance Crime Family, they are the only gang to last through the storyline that don’t have Empires. The Cubans are strong enemies to the Cholos. No, for those wondering, you can’t recruit the Cubans.
Gang Members
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Gang Car
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Cholos
Leader: Unknown
Weapons: Baseball Bat, Pistol
Mission Weapons: Pistol, Micro SMG
Turf: Little Haiti
Initial Empire Turf: Little Havana, Little Haiti (4 Empires)
Enemies: Cubans, Vance Crime Family
Gang Vehicle: Cholo Sabre
Favorite Radio Station: Paradise FM
Comments: After the mission, Havana Good Time, the Cholos Empires are transferred to the Bikers if you’ve yet to take them over. They might be the Forellis of VCS since they aren’t exactly wiped out since Cholo Sabres can rarely be seen driving around Little Haiti and they can be seen walking around the road leading to the Junkyard and in front of the White Stallionz Bar.
Gang Members
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Gang Car
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Bikers
Leader: Mitch Baker (Not Mentioned In Game)
Weapons: Pistol, Micro SMG
Mission Weapons: Pistol, Scorpion, Micro SMG, AK-47
Turf: Downtown
Initial Empire Turf: Downtown, Vice Point (10 Empires)
Enemies: Vance Crime Family
Gang Vehicle: Biker Angel
Favorite Radio Station: VCFL Radio
Comments: The Bikers aren’t largely involved in the storyline. They’re only in a few missions. This is really the most annoying gang to deal with when attacking Empires since they spawn more often than Sharks when trying to destroy the Biker Angel outside their Empires. Unlike the Gang Rancher which is a big vehicle, the Biker Angel takes longer to blow up since you have to use manual aim. In the last Brian Forbes mission "Bum Deal" Bikers or a homosexual (gay for everyone else) version of the Bikers were at the White Stallionz bar. I'm not really positive that only the Bikers at that bar were gay or all of them were. The Bikers are the only returning gang from Vice City that didn’t have their leader reappear in Vice City Stories.
Gang Members
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Gang Bike
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Sharks
Leader: Unknown
Weapons: Pistol, Mac 10, Micro SMG
Mission Weapons: Pistol, Mac 10, Micro SMG, MP5, AK-47
Turf: Prawn Island, Vice Point
Initial Empire Turf: Vice Point, Washington Beach, Ocean Beach (13 Empires)
Enemies: Vance Crime Family
Gang Vehicle: Gang Rancher
Favorite Radio Station: The Wave 103
Comments: The Sharks basically have no involvement in the storyline, but they are a big pain while taking over Empires. When in the process of taking them over, they come in huge four-door Ranchers and drive-by you like crazy. Be careful while taking over Empires on the east side because the Sharks don’t play. The Sharks primary name in Vice City was the Streetwannabes, but they dress completely different.
Gang Members
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Gang Car
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Mendez Gang/Cartel
Leaders: Armando and Diego Mendez
Mission Weapons: Micro SMG, AK-47, Rocket Launcher, Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle
Turf: None
Gang Vehicle: Sentinel XS
Comments: The Mendez Gang doesn’t loiter on the streets. The Mendez mansion is located in Prawn Island where two Sentinel XSes are parked. During some of the missions involving the Mendez gang does include them driving in those cars. I wouldn’t consider this a true gang, though.

Patrol Invest Group
Leader: None
Weapons: Fists, Pistol
Turf: Various Areas: Vice Point Mall, Escobar International Airport, Starfish Island
Gang Vehicle: None
Comments: In Vice City, I probably would label this as a gang but in Vice City Stories, it’s a different story. They have no involvement in the storyline unlike Vice City and they really aren’t a gang, but I’m putting them here, anyway. The next gang I’m going to list is again, not a true gang.
Gang Member
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Fort Baxter Military
Leader: None
Weapons: M4
Turf: Fort Baxter Air Base
Gang Vehicle: None
Comments: The Fort Baxter Military in Vice City has more gang characteristics since then, there were actually packs of them inside and outside of the air base, but here in Vice City Stories, you only see about groups of 2 or 3 walk around only inside the Air Base. They, again, aren’t labeled as a true gang. They shoot at Victor, when he is not wearing the Army Fatigues outfit. Sometimes, if you fly into the air base, they won’t shoot at you for a while (While not wearing Army Fatigues), then randomly they might have a large pack of them shooting at Victor. When having the Army Fatigues outfit on, the military shoot at Victor only when they are shot at (not when aimed at).
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Golfers
Leader: None
Weapons: Golf Club, Pistol
Turf: Leaf Links
Gang Vehicle: Caddy
Comments: This is one of the 3-4 non-true gangs in Vice City Stories. The Golfers aren’t a gang. They just can be a group of 2 to 3 people playing a game of golf. Caddies usually only appear when leaving Leaf Links and going east to Vice Point. The only time they whip out their pistols are when you make Vic shoot one while they’re still on a Caddy, then go to a higher elevation (Like jumping onto a car). Then, they’ll whip out their pistols. It must be for some kind of protection or something. It’s almost like the Diablos do in Liberty City Stories that’s similar to that.
Gang Members
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Gang Car
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Special Thanks:
deadmanjeff for reminding me to add the Golfers.
Noru for supplying me with the Vance Crime Family, Cuban, and Golfer pics.
dwinch for the "Invisible Vic" cheat on cheatsync.net
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